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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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My buddy told me there was some where's Douche talk on here, and that actually brought a smile to my face for the first time in over a month. I'm not going to get into what has happened mainly because this is not a blog, but in short I've lost my mind, my will...my spirit.
I've found something out about myself...there is a lot of stuff I can't handle. Then if you throw all those things at me at once...I shut down. Well guys I have offically shutdown. When and if I get back on track I have no idea.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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HOLY SHIT YOU ARE ALIVE.
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 You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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Are you gay now?
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let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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Well, whatever it is, I hope things get better for you.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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It's great to hear from you, glad you're alive and kicking.
I'm sorry things aren't so crescent fresh right now. I hope things get better, and we're here for you man. When you're an SLF, you're an SLF for life and we take care of our own. If some guy is giving you shit, we'll beat him up. If some chick broke your heart, we'll beat her up. Medical bills piling up? We'll beat up everyone at the fucking hospital where you were treated. Can't pay for car repairs? We'll beat up a mechanic. We're like AFLAC, only violent.
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
Posts: 867
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Medical bills piling up? We'll beat up everyone at the fucking hospital where you were treated. |
Can I have the children's cancer ward?
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Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
Posts: 1767
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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What Syd said. 
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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How do we know he's not a zombie now? Is this the zombie appocalypse JEW warned us about???
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
It's great to hear from you, glad you're alive and kicking.
I'm sorry things aren't so crescent fresh right now. I hope things get better, and we're here for you man. When you're an SLF, you're an SLF for life and we take care of our own. If some guy is giving you shit, we'll beat him up. If some chick broke your heart, we'll beat her up. Medical bills piling up? We'll beat up everyone at the fucking hospital where you were treated. Can't pay for car repairs? We'll beat up a mechanic. We're like AFLAC, only violent. |
Amen to that! If someones fucking with ya, we will all personnaly beat them with a tire iron.
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
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Hey Douche! It's been a long time,
Let us know if there's anything we can do.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Welcome back. Sorry to hear about your troubles. I'm just glad you're alive and kickin'.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Dude, if you need time, you need time, but when you just fall off the face of the earth, you scare the crap out of people. A quick note like this one helps people not worry.
Yes, we worry, or most of us do anyways. Some of us are actual people here.
Get better, and count me in on the "violent AFLAC" thing.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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It's awesome to hear from you and know you're alive. This place doesn't feel the same without you, that's how much important you are to some of us. As it's already been said, take time off to get back to normal and just be sure to leave a message. Hope everything works out...
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Good to see ya back, cheer up pal.
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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Yeah dude, give us an update once in a while if you don't mind. Vent to us, if it'll help.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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What a fucking Douche!
Good to hear from you man!
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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Glad to see you are still around. If there is anything we can do let us know, I am in pa, albeit a few hours away, but I know some people that is, I may be able to help. Take it easy man, and if she's easy, take her twice.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Good to see you're at least alive. Sorry you're having personal problems, but just remember that the Sydlexians will always be here for ya.
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Quantinuum
Title: Mathematician
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 218
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Good ol' life, with its ups and downs. When the shit hits the fan theres only one thing you can do, stand still and let the shit hit you, because theres no why to run from the shit. Just remember who you are and what you've done in life, dont let shit things drag you down into a state of regret because you are unable to move forward from that position. To move forward you need to not put pressure on your self like guilt and regret and you need to forgive others if they dont understand you.
Let people be people and you be you, you will find redemption in the end.
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there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.
.ʇuop oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ puɐ ʎɹɐuıq puɐʇsɹǝpun oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ 'p1ɹoʍ sıɥʇ uı ǝ1doǝd ɟo sǝdʎʇ 01 ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
Dude, if you need time, you need time, but when you just fall off the face of the earth, you scare the crap out of people. A quick note like this one helps people not worry.
Yes, we worry, or most of us do anyways. Some of us are actual people here.
Get better, and count me in on the "violent AFLAC" thing. |
Me too. I love wanton destruction.
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
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Good ol' life, with its ups and downs. When the shit hits the fan theres only one thing you can do, stand still and let the shit hit you, because theres no why to run from the shit. Just remember who you are and what you've done in life, dont let shit things drag you down into a state of regret because you are unable to move forward from that position. To move forward you need to not put pressure on your self like guilt and regret and you need to forgive others if they dont understand you.
Let people be people and you be you, you will find redemption in the end. |
I can't decide whether this is more poetic or profane.
Well, I'm new, but I'll throw some bitches in the trunk with the rest of these guys. I'm all for the violent AFLAC deal.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
| Quantinuum wrote: |
Good ol' life, with its ups and downs. When the shit hits the fan theres only one thing you can do, stand still and let the shit hit you, because theres no why to run from the shit. Just remember who you are and what you've done in life, dont let shit things drag you down into a state of regret because you are unable to move forward from that position. To move forward you need to not put pressure on your self like guilt and regret and you need to forgive others if they dont understand you.
Let people be people and you be you, you will find redemption in the end. |
I can't decide whether this is more poetic or profane.
Well, I'm new, but I'll throw some bitches in the trunk with the rest of these guys. I'm all for the violent AFLAC deal. |
To think... a guy named Douche could inspire blind followers to act out in violence on his behalf.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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I think that Douche is a pretty cool guy. Nice seeing that you're not dead.
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