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Posted: Oct 17 2008 05:33 pm

Anyone here ever go to a party a friend is holding an pull door duty? I did it last time my buddy had a party, tonight some random girl is having a party and a couple of her friends are doing door duty and want me to help out so I guess I'll be doin' it again a bit tonight anyway.

Anyone here enjoy door duty? Have any itneresting experiences with it(either being door man/bouncer or problems with a door man)?

I actually kind of enjoy doing it, but it does get boring after a while and you miss out on abit of socializing time.

Posted: Oct 17 2008 05:40 pm

Never really had a party so huge we needed a door man. Usually locking the door and ringing the door bell seemed to work. But I guess if I were a party thrower and I had a Panda at my disposal that could answer the door then I would probably use him.

Posted: Oct 17 2008 05:46 pm

Haha.

Well usually it's not that huge, but we are talking high school kids remember. The party throwers are really caucious about their stuff and don't want too many people in, you'd be surprised how many sketchy that no one has ever seen before find these parties. It's usually pretty loud so the doorbell doesnt usually work, usually too loud or everyone is in the basement.

Posted: Oct 17 2008 05:52 pm

That's when I would start a rule that you have to call prior to me letting you in, and forewarn if anyone "new" was coming.

Posted: Oct 17 2008 05:54 pm

Ya, but highschool students are unorganized like that, plus I bet this girl is stupid and gets hammered at her own party.

Posted: Oct 17 2008 06:04 pm

That's the point!! Fuck having a party to be "cool". We had a party at my buddies house and we just said fuck it and left the door unlocked and told the people we knew were coming to just come down. It's a nice neighborhood and what not, so its getting around 2 a.m. and our friend comes running down the stairs screaming that the cops just pulled up. Rather than have a stream of people running out of his house. He told everyone to be quiet and hide and he turned the lights off and said he would take car of it.

We went upstairs opened the fridge drank a beer and smoked a cigarette, talked about who was there and who was being obnoxious. After about 15 - 20 minutes. We opened the door shined a flashlight and told them in our "cop voice" that they needed to "form a single file line because they PROBABLY HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM BITCHES" (You know like when you used to play hide & seek you always had to pee when you found a hiding spot?)

That was probably the funniest thing that ever happened. A lot of people hooked up that night.

Posted: Oct 17 2008 06:35 pm

Craziest party I ever went to...the kid had a couple local bands playing, and porn on the big screen, and like 40 undesirables showed up and we made them all stand out on the lawn til they all buggered off.

Posted: Oct 18 2008 02:00 am

The cops came and we had the door locked, some fucker let them in through the side door, I was pretty fucking pissed. The girl who had the party is in so much trouble, the neighbours called her parents and her parents called the police, shit got fucked up fast.

Posted: Oct 18 2008 10:33 am

For any of the kids out there, wait till you're grown up to party, you're not going to miss out on anything while your waiting. Beer drugs drunk chicks and bad decisions will all be there waiting for you when your old and responsible enough to deal with them.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Along with alcohol poisoning, VD, and unplanned pregnancy. Can't leave those out man.

Posted: Oct 18 2008 11:35 am

joshwoodzell wrote:

Along with alcohol poisoning, VD, and unplanned pregnancy. Can't leave those out man.

Good FSM, man!

Are there actually any reasons TO have sex? Or should I just go ahead and bite off my balls?

Posted: Oct 18 2008 12:55 pm

Nekkoru wrote:

joshwoodzell wrote:

Along with alcohol poisoning, VD, and unplanned pregnancy. Can't leave those out man.

Good FSM, man!

Are there actually any reasons TO have sex? Or should I just go ahead and bite off my balls?

IF your flexible enough then do it, you might get some sort of Guinness World Record for your effort. Laughing

Posted: Oct 19 2008 07:45 pm

fuck door duty. i get invited to party. not to be a bouncer.

and im too small to be a bouncer. i got bigger friends who can handle that duty.

Posted: Oct 19 2008 07:53 pm

Door duty sucks, especially because you have to remain sober to do it.

Posted: Oct 19 2008 07:54 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Door duty sucks, especially because you have to remain sober to do it.

QFT

Posted: Oct 19 2008 10:14 pm

username wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Door duty sucks, especially because you have to remain sober to do it.

QFT

Eh, ya, i got high though and sat a stool by the door till the high was gone then resumed duty.

It did give me an inside track to possibly hooking up with the party holder.

Posted: Oct 20 2008 02:03 pm

Highschool parites are lame bro. It's all about College parites hoss. Nothing like hitting a few sweet keg stands, then you and your closest bro banging that hot sorority chick from delta phi beta, each taking an end and slapping fives (I call this move the triangle). It's cool cuz you live in a dorm so when you wake up hungover, you can hit the bong 4:20, and feel like a champ. Trust me bro.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Hey burt, that sounds like the most homo-erotic and awkward situation ever. Way to be a stereotypcial frat guy/stoner. Bro.

Posted: Oct 20 2008 02:18 pm

joshwoodzell wrote:

Hey burt, that sounds like the most homo-erotic and awkward situation ever. Way to be a stereotypcial frat guy/stoner. Bro.

Whatever bro. Nerds are just jealous that us frat brothers nail all the hot chicks and smoke tha weed 4:20 bong hitz. While you guys are studying and playing wow, we are gettin wasted on our parents dime. Lambda Phi Sigma BITCHES!

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Haha, I love it. I just wish there was someone like that for real for us to make fun of here on the forums.

Joined: Dec 18 2007 Posts: 50

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Highschool parites are lame bro. It's all about College parites hoss. Nothing like hitting a few sweet keg stands, then you and your closest bro banging that hot sorority chick from delta phi beta, each taking an end and slapping fives (I call this move the triangle). It's cool cuz you live in a dorm so when you wake up hungover, you can hit the bong 4:20, and feel like a champ. Trust me bro.

No, that move is the eiffel tower.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I used to do door duty when we threw keggers. I'd walk around wiht a baseball abt and was responsible for collecting money and giving out wristbands. it was grat because I got to make chicks make out with each otehr and show me their titties and stuff to get in without paying.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 08:39 pm

joshwoodzell wrote:

Along with alcohol poisoning, VD, and unplanned pregnancy. Can't leave those out man.

and STDs cant forget those either man

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

VD = STD

venereal disease = sexually transmitted disease

Posted: Oct 23 2008 12:04 am

oh my brain fart must have kicked in there...