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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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I got a dwarf hamster named Soapy like 5 months ago, and he passed away a couple of weeks ago sadly. When I got home at around 4:30, I went into my room and I found my old hamster's cage, and there was 2 Twin 3 week old dwarf hamsters.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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Sigh. I would ignore this if it wasn't for one fact. You named the your old hamster's cage. And you called the cage Soapy. Wtf?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Turn em loose in the house, see if they can survive on their own. It'll be fun finding them chewing through the drywall and discovering all the nifty little presents they'll leave in your box of Captain Crunch. 
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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I named my old Dwarf Hamster, Soapy retard.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Hamsters can be psycho. I had a cool one, but my sister's was an asshole who bit everyone.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Turn em loose in the house, see if they can survive on their own. It'll be fun finding them chewing through the drywall and discovering all the nifty little presents they'll leave in your box of Captain Crunch. |
My sister did that with her hamster, but she seemed to forgot we owned a cat.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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See? You had to change your post because of the horrible grammar. Tsk tsk tsk,
I assume that with you taking care of them they will die long before this thread does. A few hours, tops.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| Lottel wrote: |
| See? You had to change your post because of the horrible grammar. Tsk tsk tsk, |
I'm sorry, this is changed?!? It is still awful.
| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| I got a dwarf hamster named Soapy like 5 months ago, and he passed away a couple of weeks ago sadly. When I got home at around 4:30, I went into my room and I found my old hamster's cage, and there was 2 Twin 3 week old dwarf hamsters. |
Ok lets do this. Someone else can find the other errors, but I'm sick of you being so fucking dumb.
- 'like' - Why did you use the word 'like'? There is no reason for it to be in the sentence.
- 5 - Spell out numbers less than 10 and greater than zero.
- sadly - Awkward word placement.
- 4:30 - AM or PM?
- ,and there - Run on sentence.
- was - Should be 'were'
- 2 - Spell out numbers less than 10 and greater than zero.
- Twin - Should not be capitalized.
- 3 - Spell out numbers less than 10 and greater than zero.
Try to read what you write out loud prior to submitting it.
Also congratulations on your two new hamsters.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Ok, I'll be a fucking grammar nazi from now on. I'll type perfectly and accuse people of bullshit miss types that could have been from anybody.
Thank you for congratulating me on my two new hamsters that don't have names yet.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
Ok, I'll be a fucking grammar nazi from now on. I'll type perfectly and accuse people of bullshit miss types that could have been from anybody.
Thank you for congratulating me on my two new hamsters that don't have names yet. |
And GP, I was only pointing out that he had changed his original post so that my previous post had been made meaningless. I don't want to correct all of his posts, just the ones that I find humorously misspelled or mistyped.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Name one GP in honor of him helping you with your posting.
GP I'm always guilty of run on sentences, how come you never call me out? 
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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It was mean't to be miss types. :\
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Name the smartest one GP, name the other one Lemmywinks.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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We all write posts that are difficult to read once in a while. I am just as guilty as anyone else. In fact Syd has pointed out tumorous errors on my part. The difference is, I don't try to do it on purpose and I try to learn from my mistakes rather than repeat them intentionally.
I think I give M3GA MAN so much shit because I know he can do so much better.
M3GA, you should take that as a compliment and try to prove me correct.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Ok, I'll take it as a compliment. Thank you GPFontaine, for your wise insight. I'll try to learn from my mistakes.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| We all write posts that are difficult to read once in a while. I am just as guilty as anyone else. In fact Syd has pointed out tumorous errors on my part. The difference is, I don't try to do it on purpose and I try to learn from my mistakes rather than repeat them intentionally. |
I had no idea Syd had a degree in oncology. 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Blackout wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| We all write posts that are difficult to read once in a while. I am just as guilty as anyone else. In fact Syd has pointed out tumorous errors on my part. The difference is, I don't try to do it on purpose and I try to learn from my mistakes rather than repeat them intentionally. |
I had no idea Syd had a degree in oncology. |
Ok... now that is fucking funny as hell.
To the hidden people who make things entertaining, I applaud you.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| I named my old Dwarf Hamster, Soapy retard. |
I thought this was funny because of the comma placement. You just called him a soapy retard.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Damnit, I fucking hate commas. 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| Damnit, I fucking hate commas. |
It's spelled dammit, dammit.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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No its not. It is spelt damnit, like Damnation and Damn.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| No its not. It is spelt damnit, like Damnation and Damn. |
Thank you for clarifying the definition you were going for.
You meant to say damn it, dammit.
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