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I hate bad fucking apples!


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 03:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What is up with the apples?

It is fall damn it. Apples are supposed to be amazingly good right now in New England. So why is it that the last 3 apples I have attempted to eat have been gross?

Damn it. I was excited to eat one today.


P.S. The GNR song Bad Apples is excellent and should not be confused with my current bad apples experience.



 
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Andrew Man
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Joined: Jan 30 2007
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 03:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I love apples in general. My roommate got a case of these Apple-Pears which are exactly what they sound. They have alot of the Pear flavor, with the shape and texture of an apple, quite delectable.

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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 04:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just have some hard cider instead. It tastes like apple juice and has twice the amount of alcohol of most American beers (Hornsby's is at 6%, Vermont made Woodchuck is around 5% I think). Life Potion
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 04:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Andrew Man wrote:
I love apples in general. My roommate got a case of these Apple-Pears which are exactly what they sound. They have alot of the Pear flavor, with the shape and texture of an apple, quite delectable.

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Where do I buy these?

They sound great!

Also, while I enjoy apples, I do not like apple cider or apple flavored alcoholic beverages.



 
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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 04:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fuji apples FTW. Best. Apples. Ever.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 04:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Fuji apples FTW. Best. Apples. Ever.


Fuji may be the best, but I certainly know what the worst type is.


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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 10:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Fuji apples FTW. Best. Apples. Ever.


Nah, not Fuji. Honey Crisp apples FTW. Bought some at the beginning of the week. Now I need more. They are so goooooood.

Here is a link with more information than is necessary about an apple. But you'll read it anyways.
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Dii Infer
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Joined: Jun 01 2007
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 11:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My personal favorite apple is the Gala. As for pears, I'm not picky. Pretty much all pears are great!


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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 11:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I love apples. The one kind I like are called Empires I think... either that or Jona-Mac's
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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 12:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

Apple Pears are great!

and as far as apples go, Macintosh are probably the greatest.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 12:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

Cattivo wrote:
Just have some hard cider instead. It tastes like apple juice and has twice the amount of alcohol of most American beers (Hornsby's is at 6%, Vermont made Woodchuck is around 5% I think). Life Potion


What pussy loser idiot beer are you drinking Cool
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docinsano
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 12:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
Apple Pears are great!

and as far as apples go, Macintosh are probably the greatest.


Yes, the Macintosh. The Apple that changed the way people look at fruit.
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DoctorOrpheus
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 09:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

I live about 2 blocks from an excellent family run Orchard. Free apple stuff all the time (pies, cider, red/green apples). Doctor O does not know of these 'bad apples' you speak of.


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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 12:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Cattivo wrote:
Just have some hard cider instead. It tastes like apple juice and has twice the amount of alcohol of most American beers (Hornsby's is at 6%, Vermont made Woodchuck is around 5% I think). Life Potion


What pussy loser idiot beer are you drinking Cool

Yeah, this sounds like Morman beer. Most beer is around 5-6% alcohol with the exception of some light beers that around 4.5%. I know that in some states they have Mormon beer which is around 3% i believe.


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 01:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was under the impression that most lite beers like Coors, Miller, & Bud lite were at 3%, and the regular Bud, MGD, & Coors were at 4%.

After looking it up at wikipedia, it appears that I was off by one percentage point, it's 4% & 5% respectively.

My friends usually buy lites, so I'm used to that beer, so when I drink a Hornsby's, I feel way more buzzed than I do from one beer (4% compared to 6%).
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 01:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Not a fan of apples.

I prefer peaches, pears, plums, nectarines, oranges... just about everything else.
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 05:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Gods of death love red apples.


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Tyop
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PostPosted: Oct 18 2008 04:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Oct 18 2008 11:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tyop, that image used the same apple as mine did. I can tell because the leaf is the same.



 
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Nekkoru
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Joined: Jan 25 2008
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PostPosted: Oct 18 2008 11:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Grow your own apples. It's easy. Just wait a few years for the tree to grow.


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Oct 18 2008 03:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You need to own property to do that.

I'm a year away from that. At least.



 
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