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So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 05:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"


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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 05:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So i'm guessing all of that but the "She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"" was actually true?


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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 05:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That would be the best cereal commercial ever.


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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 05:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You'd be surprised how often this sort of thing happens...


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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 07:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ha HA! Bell



 
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 07:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
That would be the best cereal commercial ever.


Word.


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PostPosted: Oct 17 2008 09:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Oct 18 2008 06:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

Douche McCallister wrote:
So i'm guessing all of that but the "She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"" was actually true?


good to see Douch back in full form


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PostPosted: Oct 19 2008 08:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

have you ever kissed the devil in the pale moonlight?


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