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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 03:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

Somebody tell me a bedtime story.


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PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 07:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

How old are you? two
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 10:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yo, Hacker, you aren't allowed to insult people here. At least not with your age and spelling.


You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Joined: Jun 04 2008
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 10:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Once upon a time everybody died.


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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 10:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

Did you try like laying really still and closing your eyes?


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Joined: Dec 03 2007
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 11:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Clown'll eat ya?


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 01:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He was so ugly that everybody died. The end.


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ReeperTheSeeker
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 01:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mindy shivered as dave slowly caressed her supple bosom with one hand and used the other hand to clutched on her left butt cheek . . . the sensitive cheek . . . you want me to continue, it's gets way freakier when Silvia enters.


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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 02:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Did you try like laying really still and closing your eyes?


Counting down from 70 to 0 helps. Just do it slowly, try to count your breaths or something.


You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 03:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
ThatGuy wrote:
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.


fixed


Double fixed.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 04:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
Mindy shivered as dave slowly caressed her supple bosom with one hand and used the other hand to clutched on her left butt cheek . . . the sensitive cheek . . . you want me to continue, it's gets way freakier when Silvia enters.


Silvia then enters the room and kicks dave in the face. She wants Mindy all to herself. Dave is cool with it, as long as he gets to video tape it. Silvia informs him it's cool if he wants to watch but she's opposed to video taping. Mindy blushes, basking in all the attention and eager to take on Silvia's wrath.

Silvia places her hand on Mindy's left butt cheek, she does it better then dave then . . .

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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 06:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
Mindy shivered as dave slowly caressed her supple bosom with one hand and used the other hand to clutched on her left butt cheek . . . the sensitive cheek . . . you want me to continue, it's gets way freakier when Silvia enters.


Silvia then enters the room and kicks dave in the face. She wants Mindy all to herself. Dave is cool with it, as long as he gets to video tape it. Silvia informs him it's cool if he wants to watch but she's opposed to video taping. Mindy blushes, basking in all the attention and eager to take on Silvia's wrath.

Silvia places her hand on Mindy's left butt cheek, she does it better then dave then . . .

...Chris Hansen shows up. "Can you explain what you're doing here?" He asks.
"I beg your pardon?" Dave and Silva ask.
"That girl's only 15." Said Mr. Hansen, as four policemen showed up and arrested the man and woman. Dave groaned.
"No way! She told me she was 36!" He said, as he was being put in handcuffs. Silva protested as well. "Come on guys, tell me you wouldn't have tapped that." But their cries were of no use, and they were soon thrown in jail.
Then, Chris Hansen went out for a celebratory beer with Ben Affleck and Jason Lee, who all agreed that enshinkarateman has watched "Mallrats" way too many times. And they all lived happily ever after.


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Cameron
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Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 09:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Once upon a time, there was a twelve year old boy named Cam-win. Cam-win was on vacation in Branson, and was in an arcade playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2. He was minding his own business when two random girls of the same age walked up next to him and introduced themselves. It's worth noting that 1: Cam-win was only twelve at the time (and quite the douchebag), and 2: Cam-win was in his "groove" using Jill Valentine, Megaman, and Sonson, so his reaction shouldn't be completely surprising; Cam-win simply choose to ignore the girls and continue playing like an oaf. After the girls made their best attempts at casual, polite conversation, Cam-win, with his innate fear of being sociable in any way, decided to simply stop playing the game (thus wasting two quarters) and start walking towards the bathroom. After all, they couldn't follow him into the bathroom, it would be a sure-fire way to lose them, right? Cam-win played his Game Boy Advance in a bathroom stall for about twenty minutes until he felt it was safe to leave. Contrary to Cam-win's assumptions, upon going back into the arcade the girls found Cam-win and asked, "Hey, where'd you go?" Cam-win, further exhibiting his douchebaggery, decided that he was going to lose the girls at all costs, so he simply searched around until he found his mother in a nearby gift shop, the girls following him closely behind. After talking with his mother (placing loud emphasis on the word "Mom") the girls simply stopped following him. Cam-win returned to the arcade and began playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2. He happened to notice the girls watching someone play Dance Dance Revolution and felt a little guilty for being a jerkwad.

Man was I a douchebag...


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Ross Rifle
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Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Oct 09 2008 10:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh Cam, we all were at that age...fuck.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Oct 10 2008 03:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

Eh, you were 12. No point in having a girlfriend at 12 anyway. It was probably a set up by Chris Hansen anyway. That bitch owes you 50 cents.


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Cameron
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Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Oct 10 2008 08:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Plus there was the fact that it was in Branson...which is about six or seven miles from where I live. But thanks, guys. Very Happy


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