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Posted: Oct 12 2008 11:10 pm

I didn't do it for pleasure, mind you (not gay!). I did it to piss him off because he'd done a titty twister on me multiple times, and I let it go the first couple times. But this time I got tired of it, especially since I politely asked him to stop it. He's VERY skinny, so it would be harder to do the titty twister on him, so I grabbed his balls instead.

I kinda regret it, though. Good thing I washed my hands with hot water and soap before eating dinner that day. So uhm, what do you guys think about this?

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Posted: Oct 12 2008 11:14 pm

I would have kicked his balls or given him a Zidane. Or that thing where you take 2 fingers, poke between the shoulderblades, and twist.

Posted: Oct 12 2008 11:18 pm

ThatGuy wrote:

I would have kicked his balls or given him a Zidane. Or that thing where you take 2 fingers, poke between the shoulderblades, and twist.

Actually, a friend of mine kicked him in the balls but the kid never felt it. Likewise, I didn't feel anything when I grabbed him last night. Confused

Posted: Oct 12 2008 11:21 pm

Normally one would strikes the testicles, but seeing as how he was getting grabby with your nipples, so to speak, your mind was looking to reciprocate while upping the ante. Same action, higher stakes, essentially.

Squeezing another man's testicle with the right grip and context, can be considered a dominant trait, usually performed by an alpha male. I know I've seen this in at least a few movies, but I can't think of any examples right now. Darkmaze or Tebor might be able to back me up on that... hopefully... if they read this thread.

Granted, none of us were there to witness the situation directly, so our comments will be biased and based upon our imaginations. I'm sure there was no homosexual intent, but that doesn't mean that it may not have looked to be more of a sexual gesture guised in violence than an legitimate attack, in which case I'd probably call you names jokingly for at least the next few weeks IRL. ^_^

Edit: I honestly prefer a mental game, or maybe something passive-aggressive planned for later on, but a shot to the nuts will still bring any man down.

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

dude Rycona your a genuis

you should be given a title like sydlexia consultant oh and tha was good advice on the other "is it ok to do this thread"

Posted: Oct 13 2008 12:30 am

Nothing wrong with it as long is it was outside of pants. Balls are an easy target for inflicting pain. I see it as a logical conclusion in response to a titty twister.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 12:33 am

ThatGuy wrote:

given him a Zidane.

I must know, what do you mean by that?

Posted: Oct 13 2008 02:03 am

Hey man, on the rugby field anything goes. One kid on our team grabbed another players junk to take him down. It works in a given situation and not all the time.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 10:42 am

jprime wrote:

ThatGuy wrote:

given him a Zidane.

I must know, what do you mean by that?

Posted: Oct 13 2008 10:48 am

Thanks, I thought it had something to do with FF9's main character.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 11:36 am

Nah, turn based combat can go cry in a corner while I'm busy doing something more exciting than using the taskbar in Microsoft Word.

Edit: And if you bring pokemon into this conversation, I will personally kill you, your family, your friends, and any pets you have.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 11:55 am

hacker wrote:

dude Rycona your a genuis

you should be given a title like SydLexia consultant oh and tha was good advice on the other "is it ok to do this thread"

Yeah, he must know a lot about sociology or something. Very informative post, Rycona!

Also, for those who are interested about what happened later, the guy almost cried shortly after I did it to him. Mr. Hypocritical-Titty-Twister-Guy has the nerve to lecture me by saying, "You don't do that to guys, not even me!" My best friend Paul made fun of him by saying something along the lines of, "Uh oh, Bruce Banner is not happy! He's gonna turn into the Hulk!"

Eventually my best friend and another friend and I went to eat at a Mexican food restaurant later that night, and Mr. Titty-Twister's mom called us and told us she knew about what happened. As it turns out, he ended up whining to his mother about the incident because he hates it when he slaps someone who fights back. Next thing ya know, he'll probably pick a fight with a Buddhist monk or a Catholic nun.

Oh, and did I mention he's 19 years old?

Posted: Oct 13 2008 12:15 pm

Nineteen and crying to his mom about getting hit in the nuts in a situation he brought upon himself (though he probably didn't describe the exact truth to his mother)? What did the mom say? Did she completely blame you for the fact that he brought such dire consequences upon himself? I hope not. If my kid was 19 and came home saying that someone hit him in the nuts, the first thing I'd say is, "Well, what did you do to deserve it?" I'd keep asking that until he told me what was going on and then probably criticize him for being a puss or something. It's not the best approach, but come on... crying to your parents? If it happened repeatedly, it'd be a different situation.

Kid is a wuss, especially for doing titty twisters to other dudes in the first place. They should only be used lightly on females to cop a feel and/or turn on her engine... so to speak. Whatever happened to a punch in the arm... or a charlie horse? Some Hurtz donuts? An elbow to the solar plexus? Those sweet days must be gone...

Posted: Oct 13 2008 12:21 pm

ThatGuy wrote:

I would have kicked his balls or given him a Zidane. Or that thing where you take 2 fingers, poke between the shoulderblades, and twist.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 12:21 pm

So you went all Sonny Chiba on him did ya, It's cool.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 12:42 pm

Rycona wrote:

Nineteen and crying to his mom about getting hit in the nuts in a situation he brought upon himself (though he probably didn't describe the exact truth to his mother)? What did the mom say? Did she completely blame you for the fact that he brought such dire consequences upon himself? I hope not. If my kid was 19 and came home saying that someone hit him in the nuts, the first thing I'd say is, "Well, what did you do to deserve it?" I'd keep asking that until he told me what was going on and then probably criticize him for being a puss or something. It's not the best approach, but come on... crying to your parents? If it happened repeatedly, it'd be a different situation.

Kid is a wuss, especially for doing titty twisters to other dudes in the first place. They should only be used lightly on females to cop a feel and/or turn on her engine... so to speak. Whatever happened to a punch in the arm... or a charlie horse? Some Hurtz donuts? An elbow to the solar plexus? Those sweet days must be gone...

The mom warned us not to do anything like that again or she'd tell our parents as well. But, he told his mom more than the ball-grabbing part. We also hung out with his 15-year-old sister, and let's just say she had quite the dirty mouth for a 15-year-old. My friend and I played along if she brought up a dirty joke... yet Mr. Titty Twister whined about it as well. The mom warned us, "If you talk like that around our daughter, we will have to tell your parents."

Yeah, it was a VERY one-sided story, but whatever. I'm not hanging out with that [MODDED] again since he over-reacts easily, and he's embarrassing to be with at times (playing air guitar in front of the public, for example).

Posted: Oct 13 2008 12:45 pm

King wrote:

So you went all Sonny Chiba on him did ya, It's cool.

Holy crap, I haven't seen The Street Fighter in ages. I love that film! The best scene, however, would be the infamous "x-ray skull punch" scene, though.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 01:18 pm

FTW.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 02:14 pm

Don't use the F word here man...especially since you grabbed HIS nuts! Razz

Seriously though, I think you fought back in an appropriate way, and if he actually cried to his mother, then he deserved it.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 02:36 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

Don't use the F word here man...especially since you grabbed HIS nuts! Razz

QFT. lol

Also, I have occasionally played the air gutiar in public, sometimes you just cant help it.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 06:00 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

Don't use the F word here man...especially since you grabbed HIS nuts! Razz

Seriously though, I think you fought back in an appropriate way, and if he actually cried to his mother, then he deserved it.

Yeah, but keep in mind he has touched my chest multiple times (and my ass cheeks on several occasions, which I forgot to mention). Just trying to give him a taste of his own medicine!

And thanks, I've gotten much more positive reception for this thread than I had expected!

Posted: Oct 13 2008 06:23 pm

Yeah I was just buggin' ya about that. I definitely agree with your tactics.

Just avoid saying the f-word, because it's frowned upon (against the rules?) on here and some people (myself included) get offended by the word.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 08:33 pm

Yo comprenden, amigo. Sorry about that, I honestly didn't know that people didn't like that word here. But to tell you the truth, this guy really does give me (and a few others, including my mom) the impression that he swings that way.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Sorry, I disagree here.

You don't attack a guy in the balls because as bad as a titty twister is, if you happen to injure him in a way that he can't have kids, even by accident, he will hunt you down and kill you.

You don't attack a guy in the balls because it is the single most physically sensitive part of the male body.

You don't attack a guy in the balls because it will be construed as gay.

You don't attack a guy in the balls because it is sexual harassment.

But most importantly...

You don't attack a guy in the balls because a psychological attack is so much more meaningful than a physical one.

However, if you really need to fight physically, I suggest you pinch and twist the skin on his inner thigh or triceps. It will hurt a fuckload of a lot more.

Posted: Oct 13 2008 09:14 pm

I just hope your parents don't rifle through your browser history, find this thread and take it the wrong way, and send you to camp to pray out the gay.