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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
I'm torn between Syd and hacker. |
SoldierHawk wrote: |
Hacker, on the other hand, would be excellent if we ended up having to swim for it and encountered sharks.
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Oh and btw, I'm on my high school swim team
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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There's another trick to outrunning sharks as well, Hawk. Just hide something sharp with you.
1. Slash Hacker with sharp object.
2. Hacker will start to bleed.
3. Sharks go into blood frenzy
4. Profit?
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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Knyte wrote: |
There's another trick to outrunning sharks as well, Hawk. Just hide something sharp with you.
1. Slash Hacker with sharp object.
2. Hacker will start to bleed.
3. Sharks go into blood frenzy
4. Profit? |
You ruined it
It should be
4.?
5. Profit
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Yes, but I'm not sure how sacrificing Hacker would earn you any money, so Profit IS a question.
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6085
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Knyte wrote: |
Yes, but I'm not sure how sacrificing Hacker would earn you any money, so Profit IS a question. |
Oh, that's the easy part. After surviving (thanks to hacker's unintentional sacrifice), you publish a memoir detailing the experience, leaving out the part about how you killed him and devoting a whole chapter to "the friend that didn't make it." It helps if you can get watery-eyed on cue while discussing him on Oprah, Leno, Letterman, or any other show that will pay you obscene amounts of money to whore your book, which will in turn earn you even more obscene amounts of money. Simple.
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Your gonna kill me then go on oprah?
That's low
At the very least go on tyra
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Sacrificing Hacker would add three black to your mana pool
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Black Zarak wrote: |
Sacrificing Hacker would add three black to your mana pool |
And then you could play:
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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There's no way Syd would be 9/9, 1/2 at best
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Am I the only one here who knows ditto about MTG
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4632
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"Ditto"? How does anyone know "ditto" about anything?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Maybe he knows it twice?
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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Black Zarak wrote: |
There's no way Syd would be 9/9, 1/2 at best |
I would be *at least* 3/5!
Also, I'd be a Legend.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Black Zarak wrote: |
There's no way Syd would be 9/9, 1/2 at best |
I would be *at least* 3/5!
Also, I'd be a Legend. |
Well, I did make you a Mythic Rare. After some thought, you only have as much power as we give you. Therefore I think your stats should be */*:
"Syd's power and toughness is equal to the number of users currently on the forums."
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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There's no way you could kill Grizzy Bears Syd, 1/5 at most
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Black Zarak wrote: |
There's no way you could kill Grizzy Bears Syd, 1/5 at most |
Of course he could kill bears! He's wearing a Karate Kid headband!!! He could crane kick them into next week!
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Haha, nice one Knyte! That's going in my "LULZ" folder.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
I'm pretty sure this thread singlehandedly sexually harassed Aika into exile; it is well on its way to doing the same to SH. |
Naaah, this thread had nothing to do with it, Syd. I just stopped playing games as much.
Did I ever actually answer this thread? :/ I don't think I did.
Poor SoldierHawk, everyone only wants to take her to reproduce. :/ I'd take her to protect me from any cannibalistic natives. Not sure on the others. Maybe Ross to serenade me. And uh... hmm. Let me think on the last one.
Also sob sorry for reviving such an old topic. I didn't realize how old it was.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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HOW DARE YOU NECRO SUCH AN OLD THREAD? ANGRY FACE!
!!!
What I meant to say was this: OMG! A girl! Do whatever you want!
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
HOW DARE YOU NECRO SUCH AN OLD THREAD? ANGRY FACE!
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What I meant to say was this: OMG! A girl! Do whatever you want! |
Rule 21 - If you have boobies, you may ignore all other rules.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Please feel free to create a new topic informing us that James Wan is making the Castlevania movie.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
Syd Lexia wrote: |
HOW DARE YOU NECRO SUCH AN OLD THREAD? ANGRY FACE!
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What I meant to say was this: OMG! A girl! Do whatever you want! |
Rule 21 - If you have boobies, you may ignore all other rules. |
That's a pretty fantabulously awesome rule.
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天上天下唯我独尊 |
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
Syd Lexia wrote: |
HOW DARE YOU NECRO SUCH AN OLD THREAD? ANGRY FACE!
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What I meant to say was this: OMG! A girl! Do whatever you want! |
Rule 21 - If you have boobies, you may ignore all other rules. |
You might want to edit it so that you must be female...there are probably some guys with boobies here to.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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I get to ignore all rules? Whooo!
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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anorexorcist wrote: |
UsaSatsui wrote: |
Syd Lexia wrote: |
HOW DARE YOU NECRO SUCH AN OLD THREAD? ANGRY FACE!
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What I meant to say was this: OMG! A girl! Do whatever you want! |
Rule 21 - If you have boobies, you may ignore all other rules. |
You might want to edit it so that you must be female...there are probably some guys with boobies here to. |
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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