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Slim Jims or real Beef Jerky?


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JRA
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 09:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My beef jerky urges tend to come in phases. Sometimes I pick up Slim jims cos I haven't had them in a while, but after I remember how spicy they could be sometimes, I pick up the natural stuff. It always feels like somethings missing with "real" beef jerky though.


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Ba'al
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 09:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Slim Jims, so I can be more like Randy Savage.


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MOGHARR
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 09:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I used to love both but I've lost my taste for Slim Jims ever since I moved to WI


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Ermac
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 10:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ba‘al wrote:
Slim Jims, so I can be more like Randy Savage.



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Ba'al
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ermac wrote:
Ba‘al wrote:
Slim Jims, so I can be more like Randy Savage.




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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 10:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I like regular jerky. Slim Jims taste like grease plastic tubing filled with old chicken parts.


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Dii Infer
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Joined: Jun 01 2007
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 10:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Last time I ate a Slim Jim was because I was doing a speech on "Cow Love in India" for my public speaking class during my freshman year in college. It tasted like fucking shit, but at least it was cheap.

Real beef jerky FTW!


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Burt Reynolds
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 11:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
I like regular jerky. Slim Jims taste like grease plastic tubing filled with old chicken parts.
Haha, I always thought they tasted like grease filled paper mache... I'm definitely more of a real deal jerky guy.
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2008 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

bleh to both of them


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Ghandi
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PostPosted: Sep 16 2008 03:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

I like them both a little too much. Nothing beats real beef jerky when it's made right. Can never get enough of it before the supply runs out.


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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: Sep 16 2008 08:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

In a perfect world, I'd just eat buffalo jerky. Best jerky I ever had, and I found it in a fucking gas station in Florida of all places, but I haven't seen it anywhere else. Since I can't find that anymore, actually beef jerky is infinitely superior, but very occasionally I'll need to snap into a Slim Jim, mostly so I can sit in the corner and mimic the commercial where Randy Savage is in a straight jacket repeating "Beef....spice....beef....spice...."


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King
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PostPosted: Sep 16 2008 11:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

Depends on my mood, I generally like real jerky, but a slim jim is nice at times as well, as long as you don't get that grease on your hand. I love wild games jerky and get it once a year or so at this microbrewfest where I am. Buffalo, Deer, Elk, Caribeau, Ostrich, Kangaroo etc. Good Stuff. When poor in college I used to make a poor man's steak omlet. I would dice up a couple of slim jims, have what at the time was cheaper, the most generic eggs prebeaten in a carton ever, and for the cheese, a can of easy cheese. I know it sounds gross, but it isn't that bad, and after copious amounts of malt liquior and or cheap beer and generic whiskey, it' pretty fuckin good.


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PostPosted: Sep 16 2008 11:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Slim Jims. OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Actually, the current Slim Jims ad campaign is totally gay and real beef jerky is too chewy, so I guess I vote neither.
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docinsano
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PostPosted: Sep 16 2008 12:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Slim Jims look and taste like mushy dog food. Plus, depending on where you get them, the color varies greatly. Beef Jerky all the way. Jack Links style.
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Shut up, Dorn
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Joined: Jan 04 2008
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PostPosted: Sep 16 2008 01:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, Jack Links KC Masterpiece BBQ Jerky is the best beef jerky. Slim Jims are like shitty dollar store brand stuff. I hate Slim Jims.


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