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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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My beef jerky urges tend to come in phases. Sometimes I pick up Slim jims cos I haven't had them in a while, but after I remember how spicy they could be sometimes, I pick up the natural stuff. It always feels like somethings missing with "real" beef jerky though.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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Slim Jims, so I can be more like Randy Savage.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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I used to love both but I've lost my taste for Slim Jims ever since I moved to WI
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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Now, that's what I'm talking about.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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I like regular jerky. Slim Jims taste like grease plastic tubing filled with old chicken parts.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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Last time I ate a Slim Jim was because I was doing a speech on "Cow Love in India" for my public speaking class during my freshman year in college. It tasted like fucking shit, but at least it was cheap.
Real beef jerky FTW!
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| I like regular jerky. Slim Jims taste like grease plastic tubing filled with old chicken parts. |
Haha, I always thought they tasted like grease filled paper mache... I'm definitely more of a real deal jerky guy.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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bleh to both of them
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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I like them both a little too much. Nothing beats real beef jerky when it's made right. Can never get enough of it before the supply runs out.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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In a perfect world, I'd just eat buffalo jerky. Best jerky I ever had, and I found it in a fucking gas station in Florida of all places, but I haven't seen it anywhere else. Since I can't find that anymore, actually beef jerky is infinitely superior, but very occasionally I'll need to snap into a Slim Jim, mostly so I can sit in the corner and mimic the commercial where Randy Savage is in a straight jacket repeating "Beef....spice....beef....spice...."
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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Depends on my mood, I generally like real jerky, but a slim jim is nice at times as well, as long as you don't get that grease on your hand. I love wild games jerky and get it once a year or so at this microbrewfest where I am. Buffalo, Deer, Elk, Caribeau, Ostrich, Kangaroo etc. Good Stuff. When poor in college I used to make a poor man's steak omlet. I would dice up a couple of slim jims, have what at the time was cheaper, the most generic eggs prebeaten in a carton ever, and for the cheese, a can of easy cheese. I know it sounds gross, but it isn't that bad, and after copious amounts of malt liquior and or cheap beer and generic whiskey, it' pretty fuckin good.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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Slim Jims. OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
Actually, the current Slim Jims ad campaign is totally gay and real beef jerky is too chewy, so I guess I vote neither.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Slim Jims look and taste like mushy dog food. Plus, depending on where you get them, the color varies greatly. Beef Jerky all the way. Jack Links style.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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Yeah, Jack Links KC Masterpiece BBQ Jerky is the best beef jerky. Slim Jims are like shitty dollar store brand stuff. I hate Slim Jims.
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