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Dii Infer
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Okay, so a while ago my friend, Paul, and I were talking about who should play The Joker if the character appears in the next Batman movie since Heath Ledger is dead. Later on, we started making ridiculous choices that would probably piss off the typical Batman fan more than Joel Schumacher's previous effort in the Batman franchise. Here are a few we came up with:
Carlos Mencia
Booker T
Flavor Flav
Joe Pesci
Eddie Murphy
I know this is utterly silly and stupid, but we had fun thinking up these horrible candidates. Feel free to share your worst choices!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Mr. T would be too awesome, so he wont be my choice.
i hate puff daddy so im gonna say he is the worst choice ever for anything
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
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Worst possible choice for Joker? I gotta go with Ben Stein.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
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Little Mac
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let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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Oh man, I almost choked to death when I saw Carlos Mencia on that list! That would be so god-awful, but funny. And not funny because he's funny, funny because it's so terrible. See Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze.
Let's see...
Vin Diesel
Jerry Seinfeld
Dustin Diamond
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sidewaydriver
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Justin Timberlake
Dennis Miller
Ashton Kutcher
Pauly Shore
Sinbad
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
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OH YEAH! I forgot to mention Jason Statham, one of the original people I suggested to my friend. I enjoy some of the guy's action films, but it would be hard to imagine him as The Joker.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
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Angelina Jolie or Cher.....
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let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Christopher Walken or William Shatner
Although if Walken had been the Joker, I would have loved to see him toss the broken pool cue at the three thugs and say "Only one can survive!"
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Ermac
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As much as I love Bill, if he would have played the Joker it would be considered the worst performance in Hollywood History lol.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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Female Choice: Miley Cyrus... unfortunately the film would make more money than Titanic if she were in it.
Male Choice: Christian Bale... it just wouldn't make any sense if he was Batman and The Joker.
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King
Title: CTE
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Shia LeBeouf
Richard Simmons
Michael Cera
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Ermac
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Not quit hunky,not quite nerdy, Shia LeBeouf
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Teralyx
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John Stamos & Nick Cage would be ridiculous.
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I would piss my pants.
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I would piss my pants. |
"Who wants to see a maaaagic triiiick?"
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Optimist With Doubts
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The rotting corpse of heath ledger
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Syd Lexia
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I want to see Christopher Walken do the disappearing pencil trick.
Also, he would have done a fantastic job with any of the Joker's monologues, particularly the "Irresistable Force and Immovable Object" one.
Speaking of The Irresistable Force and The Immovable Object, I nominate Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant.
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Ermac
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| The rotting corpse of heath ledger |
for some reason this is funny lol
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Optimist With Doubts
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| Ermac wrote: |
| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| The rotting corpse of heath ledger |
for some reason this is funny lol |
because it is true, corpse would be a horrible choice for any role. And its funny because you can picture it
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
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fun story btw there was a guy in one of my classes today with a heath ledger joker tattoo on his leg
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Ermac
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im the only person who hasnt seen the Dark Knight
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Optimist With Doubts
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| im the only person who hasnt seen the Dark Knight |
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