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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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No earjack phone that I can see......She's just talking angrily to at least two invisible people, turning around to hear nonexistent comments and then gesturing profusely when she replies.
Should I go join the conversation instead of starting my shift? 
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Yay, go crazy people. There's this one lady like that around my apt. complex, apparently she really is looney. Plus there's a mental health center about five blocks down the road so, yeah.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I decided not to talk to her, too much of a risk of her delusions conspiring with mine to take us both down.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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She probably has schizophrenia or something like that.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Yeah theres a battered womens shelter across the street from where I work and there's always a smattering of homeless / crazy people wondering around the block. They raid our cigarette bin for used butts. The problem is we have one of these kinds
Now the problem with these is that there's supposedly a little metal plate inside the hole for you to extinguish your smoke on by stamping it against said plate. What happens is that the burning ember of the cigarette gets knocked off of the cigarette and falls into the square metal containment thingy, thus setting all the other butts on fire. It smokes and smells like burning filters all day long. This fact does not stop the homeless people around here from opening it up and spilling half burnt shreds of butts everywhere. So I get a mess to clean up, and they didn't even get any tobacco out of the butts to roll a loosie, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL BURNED UP AND SHIT! 
Damn homeless people....
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| She probably has schizophrenia or something like that. |
Actually a have schizophrenia, though I repress it quite well. I usually talk to myself and some times convince myself shit I already know.
As for crazy people, I seen someone run across the street once yelling: "WE`RE ALL GONNA DIE!!" The thing is they probably ran out of a rehab place. I assume they we`re into some drugs.
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I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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I have schizophrenia, that's why I became a writer.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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Just be glad she isn't throwing cats.
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MouthForWar
Title: The People's Champ!
Joined: Apr 03 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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You should tape her and then put the video on youtube.
You could make your own series and get tons of hits.
You could call it, "Loony-bin Bitches!"
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"Homeless Gone Wild!" 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| MouthForWar wrote: |
You should tape her and then put the video on youtube.
You could make your own series and get tons of hits.
You could call it, "Loony-bin Bitches!"
or,
"Homeless Gone Wild!" |
Nah it's already been done by bumfights.com
More on this cigarette can thingy
The outer casing is plastic, which means the constant heat of burning cigarette butts heats the metal receptacle inside till it starts melting the plastic outer casing. Ours has melted so much there's a gigantic hole melted through each side. To combat this and the mess from all the bums throwing butts allover the place my job designates someone every few days to go outside and sweep all the buts and make sure the can is not on fire again. Can't we get one of those metal or concrete cans full of sand to avoid these problems? If I had any money to spare I'd buy one myself to save all the smokers who work here the hassle of cleaning up after that fire hazard monstrosity. 
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