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Lindt choclate Truffles are the fuckin shit


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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Aug 26 2008 03:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If pussy tasted this good/men would talk about eating out girls more often


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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mjl1783
Joined: Aug 13 2008
Location: Watertown, NY
PostPosted: Aug 26 2008 03:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So, they wouldn't actually eat girls out more often? They'd just talk about it? Sorry ladies, I guess there's not much hope.
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
PostPosted: Aug 26 2008 05:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

pfft, I do it as often as possible anyway. Don't need any chocolate taste to entice me.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Aug 26 2008 06:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The only reason the "d" is in there is so it doesn't look as retarded when it's spelled. The word "lint" doesn't sound tasty.

By the way my favorite number is 69. Laughing


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Joe_Killer
Title: Professional Amature
Joined: Oct 10 2006
Location: Camp Lejeune, NC
PostPosted: Aug 27 2008 10:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll die before I ever eat out a girl. Second hand story, a friend of mine from college was talking about spitting a jolly rancher in his girls vageen, and when he sucked it out, he slurped out a blood clot.

...pass, not for me, now or ever.

...wouldn't mind a delectable chocolate truffle though...


"It's time for some unicorn on the cob."
 
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
PostPosted: Aug 28 2008 01:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

your friend is pretty stupid because it's easy to tell when a girls vagina isn't in a normal state.
he was asking for it.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Aug 28 2008 10:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

Joe_Killer,

Your reasoning is pathetic. The girl will know when it is a time you don't belong down there. And if she doesn't know, then you have much bigger problems than eating blood. It probably means that you are with a girl who is having your kid.



 
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Aug 28 2008 01:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well I meant when guys get together, they usually talk about blow jobs/things that put them in more dominant positions in sex. But if eating out pussy was as good as tasting a chocolate truffle, they'd talk about it more often.


Anyways, stop talking about cunnlingus and start talking about how good Lindt is.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
PostPosted: Aug 28 2008 02:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JRA wrote:
Anyways, stop talking about cunnlingus and start talking about how good Lindt is.


Well, Lindt is good, but certainly not the best chocolate I've ever had.
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zelda_god
Joined: Aug 20 2008
PostPosted: Aug 29 2008 01:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

ok whatever next thread
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