Fuckin' A! I'm going to sex rehab too. Where else can I be made to feel good about not having sex? Observe these two scenarios:

Sex Rehab: "Hi, my name is Matt and I'm a sexaholic. I've been sex-free for about two weeks now." "Hi, Matt!" exclaims the crowd, "Good for you, you're an inspiration!"

Regular Life: "Hi, my name is Matt and I'm a sexaholic. I've been sex-free for about two weeks now." "Yeah, I was there, unfortunately," snaps my girlfriend, "and you've inspired me to help you make it a month."