A couple of months ago I ended up with a new supervisor at work. She's in charge of the entire office although I'm the only one that falls directly under her supervision, meaning I'm the only one she rates. She was really friendly to me from the get go but I noticed everyone else didn't like her. It didn't take long for me to realize she totally wants to jump my bones. It's become so blatantly obvious that we all talk about it when she's not around. How obvious you ask? For one thing she always finds some way to rub her breasts against me, she sits next to me at every function, she always changing into skimpy work out clothes while I'm in the room, and now she insists that I call her "mama" (I haven't quite come to terms with this one yet). She even asks me to rub her shoulders. She knows nobody else likes her very much in the office which makes her cling onto me even more (I personally don't have a problem with her). The reason why they don't like her is because she excessively micro manages but has no clue about anyone's job.

I must say, my job has never been better. I'm pretty much infallible to her and I get away with anything. Nobody hates on me for it either, on the contrary, people pretty much commend me for it. Now I find myself getting put in for awards and other recognitions. In a way I feel bad for taking advantage of the situation but she's very self concious about what everyone thinks and it would pretty much crush her if she thought I didn't like her. I really do like her though. Mind you she's 37 years old but you would never believe it. I thought she was maybe 30, I was really surprised when she told me otherwise. She is a very attractive woman with very nice legs and a southern bell accent. Sexual Harassment is the best thing that's happened to me at work.

Anyone else have great sexual harassment stories to share?

True, I guess it can't be sexual harassment if I'm relishing in it. It's just an iffy situation.

She can't fire me.