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Joined: Jun 21 2008 Posts: 36

Hi here Uwe Boll again NERDS. Why Batman is sooo popular and yet Postal is not? I make better points than that pile of shit.

GPFontaine is gay.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Fake Boll, you make me happy. I know you're not really him, but I can pretend you're one of his helpers.

Like Santa Claus.

You know, if a forum member worked as a Santa Claus at a mall.

Posted: Jul 29 2008 04:15 pm

LOL!!!!

These are two totally separate movies, with separate themes and moods.

EDIT: I like how you have a whole 3 posts to your name.

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

Oh man...

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 29 2008 04:42 pm

Hey Dr. Boner, congrats on your third post!

Joined: Jun 21 2008 Posts: 36

They are not seprate! They are both about the going against what others say in a dark way. It doesnt matter if you are superhero or a POSTAL DUDE because you are fighting against the system.

Im sorry I only have the THREE POSTS but unlike NERDS I have to go live a life and make money instead of sitting there saying things about others all day long that I dont agree with.

What the fuck is a greenzeke? Are you like BALLS or something?

Posted: Jul 29 2008 04:48 pm

DrBoll wrote:

They are not seprate! They are both about the going against what others say in a dark way. It doesnt matter if you are superhero or a POSTAL DUDE because you are fighting against the system.

Im sorry I only have the THREE POSTS but unlike NERDS I have to go live a life and make money instead of sitting there saying things about others all day long that I dont agree with.

What the fuck is a greenzeke? Are you like BALLS or something?

Batman fights FOR the system. He gets rid of criminals. Did you not see the movie?

I bet 1,000 dollars that you are really GPFontaine.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 29 2008 04:49 pm

Congrats on your fourth post!

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

DarknessDeku wrote:

DrBoll wrote:

They are not seprate! They are both about the going against what others say in a dark way. It doesnt matter if you are superhero or a POSTAL DUDE because you are fighting against the system.

Im sorry I only have the THREE POSTS but unlike NERDS I have to go live a life and make money instead of sitting there saying things about others all day long that I dont agree with.

What the fuck is a greenzeke? Are you like BALLS or something?

Batman fights FOR the system. He gets rid of criminals. Did you not see the movie?

I bet 1,000 dollars that you are really GPFontaine.

Oh I will take that bet.

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

Well, his grammar shows why he couldn't get Tara Reid to say "Newfoundland" correctly. Holy Christ...

And, am I "BALLS"? What does that even mean?

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 29 2008 04:55 pm

I fart on this thread already

Posted: Jul 29 2008 04:59 pm

I vote that it's M3GA MAN. Their grammar is about the same.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

greeneyedzeke wrote:

Well, his grammar shows why he couldn't get Tara Reid to say "Newfoundland" correctly. Holy Christ...

And, am I "BALLS"? What does that even mean?

Hey, at least he posts more frequently than you. BURN!

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Could it be Aika?

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 29 2008 05:04 pm

Don't worry, with Docinsano Private Eye and associates, we'll get to the bottom of this

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

DarkMaze wrote:

greeneyedzeke wrote:

Well, his grammar shows why he couldn't get Tara Reid to say "Newfoundland" correctly. Holy Christ...

And, am I "BALLS"? What does that even mean?

Hey, at least he posts more frequently than you. BURN!

That sir was beautiful.

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

Posted: Jul 29 2008 05:05 pm

Syd should check DrBoll's IP.

Joined: Jun 21 2008 Posts: 36

Why are all you NERDS trying to prove who I am? I am UWE BOLL retards. I dont know who the fuck is Aika or m3 gaman is. I wouldnt work with tara reid again anyway as I say in the DIRECTORS CUT of alone in the dark retard. You are balls that like the sucking. Verne Troyer has a bigger dick than you.

Posted: Jul 29 2008 05:11 pm

DrBoll wrote:

Why are all you NERDS trying to prove who I am? I am UWE BOLL retards. I dont know who the fuck is Aika or m3 gaman is. I wouldnt work with tara reid again anyway as I say in the DIRECTORS CUT of alone in the dark retard. You are balls that like the sucking. Verne Troyer has a bigger dick than you.

... I'm pretty sure every guy in the world has a bigger dick than me. Very Happy

Just, you know, a guess.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

It's not that we don't believe you... well, ok, we don't... but if you were than we'd still be posting the same replies.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 29 2008 05:16 pm

Holy crap, you're Uwe Boll. I'm so sorry Mr. Boll, all apologies, welcome to the forums. Please make more video game movies that I will never see.

Posted: Jul 29 2008 05:51 pm

Dr. Boll is Uwe Boll? Holy Shitsticks Batman!! So you are the Director that I blatantly rip on, on the IMDB forums on like a daily basis? The man who is solely to blame for the abortions that you consider video game to movie adapations?

Please don't tell me you are planning to make another Bloodrayne? May God strike you down if you are planning to make another Bloodrayne.

At what point do you relize that you are beating a dead horse? More like a rigor mortis horse. WHEN MR. BOLL? WHEN?

Posted: Jul 29 2008 06:04 pm

EVERYONE WHO READS THIS THREAD, PLEASE GO TO THIS WEBSITE TO SIGN THIS PETITION TO STOP UWE BOLL FROM DESTROYING ANYMORE VIDEO GAMES. HELP DO YOUR PART IN ENDNG HIS VIDEO GAME TO MOVIE MADNESS RIGHT AWAY!!!

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www.STOPBOLL.com

Joined: Feb 16 2008 Posts: 832

lol internet petition

Posted: Jul 29 2008 06:19 pm

I think you should use your evil powers for good, Mr Boll. AKA Buy the movie rights to every EA game, so you can give them of the shit they shovel out on the rest of us.