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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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I watched a speed run of the old Ninja Turtles NES game. And... well... has anyone seen the ending??
Splinter turns back into human form!!! 
Uh... Apparently Konami was high.
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Jo_thepirate
Title: the Great Bob
Joined: Jan 18 2006
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im shocked.. and what happen to the Turtle ??
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Tebor
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My problem with the ending is how very anticlimatic it was. Not so much Splinter's random transformation, but that's a bitch of a game to beat! All we get is a Splinter transformation? I demand April naked or something! Maybe Casey Jones coming out and beating Konami's asses.
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"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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| Tebor wrote: |
| My problem with the ending is how very anticlimatic it was. Not so much Splinter's random transformation, but that's a bitch of a game to beat! All we get is a Splinter transformation? I demand April naked or something! Maybe Casey Jones coming out and beating Konami's asses. |
Well, fortunately they more than made up for that pain-in-the-ass game with TMNT2. As for April naked, I don't think anyone's seen so much as her bare arms! She always wears that ridiculous yellow jumpsuit. From what I hear, they make fun of that in an episode of the new TMNT series, which I've never seen.
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Syd Lexia
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| As for April naked, I don't think anyone's seen so much as her bare arms! She always wears that ridiculous yellow jumpsuit. |
Sadly, you're wrong. Every cartoon character ever has been drawn naked by some loser somewhere with MS Paint.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that this exists, the fact that there are pay sites that peddle this crap, or the fact that I found it so quickly.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Yikes!! Well, I meant we've never officially seen her... uh... like that.
Wow. Disturbing.
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Valdronius
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Wouldn't that make for an interesting article, talking about how easy it is to find lewd pictures of cartoon chicks from your youth. Granted, the experience would likely warp your mind to a point of no return.
Hmmm, I wonder if I can find any Jem and the Hologram porn....
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RegalSin
Joined: Apr 24 2006
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Well you finally decide to use the rule "Because Sex Sells" as for that picture I have that animated along with tons of other toons and related pics.
It's not really that easy to finsd the pictures since these pictures are most likely drawn when the toons was out.
Like when I was in Elementary this kid had gotten a picture from the internet or whatever and six years later another guy is showing of the same picture as if it's a big deal.
Personally I am tired of these drawings but nothing is wrong with nudism as long as it's for profit and art.
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Syd Lexia
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I'm not making a big deal out of it... I posted it as a joke.
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Tebor
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
| Well, fortunately they more than made up for that pain-in-the-ass game with TMNT2. |
But TMNT2 isn't a real sequel, it's just a port of the arcade game. They just kinda threw on the "2" for clarity, so we don't have a "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" vs. "Terminator 2: The Arcade Game" confusion.
However, "TMNT3: The Manhattan Project" is a sequel to TMNT2.
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Syd Lexia
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The NES version of the arcade game has an extra level, the snow one.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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| Tebor wrote: |
| But TMNT2 isn't a real sequel, it's just a port of the arcade game. |
I know, I just meant that Konami made up for the crappiness of the first game by making a better TMNT game.
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| The NES version of the arcade game has an extra level, the snow one. |
Two extra levels. Don't forget the totally-on-crack dojo with the tiger paintings, bamboo spikes, cyclopses, laser-shooting scorpions, and a shogun whose head flies around.
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Tebor
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
| Tebor wrote: |
| But TMNT2 isn't a real sequel, it's just a port of the arcade game. |
I know (douchebag)... |
In the words of Judge Dredd:
I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT!
I even thought of adding "I know you know this" in my original post, but I thought that'd make me look like even more of a douchebag... Oh well, sometimes you just can't win...
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Tebor
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| RegalSin wrote: |
| ...I have that animated along with tons of other toons and related pics. |
Why doesn't that surprise me 
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"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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Kurt
Joined: Mar 14 2006
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| RegalSin wrote: |
| nothing is wrong with nudism as long as it's for profit |
This never gets old, does it? 
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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| Tebor wrote: |
| I even thought of adding "I know you know this" in my original post, but I thought that'd make me look like even more of a douchebag... Oh well, sometimes you just can't win... |
Haha! Well, we're all a bunch of dorks here with similar interests. Honestly, though, my knowledge of the Turtles ends after the classic cartoon series and "Turtles in Time" videogame... And the second movie.
Sorry, didn't intend to come off like a know-it-all, either.
By the way... your post reminds me that I haven't seen Judge Dredd since it came out in theaters!! Damn, I need to get that on DVD!
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RegalSin
Joined: Apr 24 2006
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| Why doesn't that surprise me |
I only have those for it's artistic value not to destroy what has already been plucked.
Personally a TMNT's game with all the original TMNT stuff would be cool right about now in 3d.
It would be like Killer 7 or Kirbys 2d with a 3d backdrop while we can dish out all the Shred heads.
I remember thinking Goombas looking like Shredders head.
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Kurt
Joined: Mar 14 2006
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| RegalSin wrote: |
| I only have those for it's artistic value |
Yeah, that's what they all say.
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FNJ
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
| As for April naked, I don't think anyone's seen so much as her bare arms! She always wears that ridiculous yellow jumpsuit. |
Sadly, you're wrong. Every cartoon character ever has been drawn naked by some loser somewhere with MS Paint.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that this exists, the fact that there are pay sites that peddle this crap, or the that I found it so quickly. |
howzbout the fact that you even looked for it?
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