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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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That was a great article! I can't believe how much Mega Man looks like a crash dummy.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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Syd did a wonderful job of tricking me, and I actually was told how awful the pc games were by a friend. Seems he was right, but the MM5 Wave Man seriously kicks the shit out of the Wave Man in this.....hell even the Powered Up Oil Man is better then the PC Oil Man and that's saying something.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I wonder why capcom allowed that crap to fly. 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Oh, THAT Mega Man 3! I thought you were trying to start a war or something.
I think I owned Mega Man for PC. 3 robot masters. That says it all.
EDIT: "Mega Man has just one himself an all expenses paid trip to Skull Castle". Should be "won".
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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Great new article! A lot of fun to read, and I loved all the extras. Definitely one of your best.
"Spider-Snake" cracked me up.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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I loved playing that game when I was 9, but if Mega Man wasn't on the cover I probably never would have gone near it.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Capcom should should apologize publicly for this game.
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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Great read and the interactive Robot Master quiz was AWESOME.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Capcom should should apologize publicly for this game. |
They should also apologize for taking the Mega Buster and slide out of the new Mega Man game, and then put them back in.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
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Ten years ago, maybe even five, I don't think I could possibly have brought myself to say that title. What a disgrace. Hi-Tech Expressions sucks.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| Capcom should should apologize publicly for this game. |
They didn't make it.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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Like most others, i thought that was a nice "Gotcha". Damn that mega man 3 game looks shits&giggles terrible. There are probably rom hack more innovated then that ipecac. Great jarb on the article, another winner for the books.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I liked the little quiz. Bit Man, Wave Man, Oil Man, and Shark Man were completely obvious. But did anyone think that Mega Man looks seriously f'ed up on the stage select screen?
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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The company that ported this for PC (Hi Tech Expressions) was/is the same company that made the Barbie games for SNES and Genesis.
THE MOAR YOU KNOW
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
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Which, going by Seanbaby's list, is only half as bad as the NES Barbie game.
I'd have mentoned the latter sooner, but my computer crapped out on me FOR THE TEN MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME right at the exact instant I clicked on Post Reply.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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This is one of those early 90's DOS games that make me want to vomit.
And yes, Our pal Mega looks really fucked up.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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That game is sooooooooooo bad. 
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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| Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
This is one of those early 90's DOS games that make me want to vomit.
And yes, Our pal Mega looks really fucked up. |
I like his select portrait, where he looks like he has a lazy eye.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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| JEW wrote: |
| Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
This is one of those early 90's DOS games that make me want to vomit.
And yes, Our pal Mega looks really fucked up. |
I like his select portrait, where he looks like he has a lazy eye. |
Yes, that's the one I was talking about. He has a lazy eye, one eye is bigger than the other, his mouth looks weird...it just looks horrendous.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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good article. funny how you can take a really terrible game and make an enjoyable article.
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Ljusdahl
Title: Man of inaction.
Joined: Sep 03 2007
Location: Chair
Posts: 46
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Syd Lexia, how do you get Mega Man ringtones to your cellphone?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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My previous phone was a Motorola, and they had this program Motorola Phone Tools, that let you turn any mp3, or any part of an mp3, into a ringtone.
On my current phone, I use third party software of questionable legality.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Syd,
On a 10 point scale of pain where
1 = a small cut
and
10 = having a limb chopped off, passing a kidney stone, and having fire ants put in your nose
How much did it hurt to have to go through this entire game?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3474
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I wonder if Syd made that article to see if the AVGN or anyone from screwattack would swipe the idea from him. 
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