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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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http://imgur.com/a/ErALK May be NSFW, there's two boxes for penis pumps in the picture.
Dear... lord.
Those photos are bad, that bathroom is enough to make me gag. Like seriously, who leaves toilet paper hanging everywhere, especially on the door handle and toilet.
This is just bad...
whoever this was is a pig, there's two penis pumps, astroglide, and I counted two bottles of vaseline in those photos (one in the fucking kitchen). Not to mention the moldy walls, moldy fridge, moldy everything. Also, I think that's shit in the shower. I'd cut my losses and call in a hazmat crew to take out the trash, toss away the carpets, and then I'd take out the walls and just redo most of everything. That or turn it into a storage room. after the hazmat crew of course
In reality though if I had to clean this, I'd go buy a bottle of sanitizer from a hospital, get a box of rubber gloves, and then go buy a weed sprayer from walmart. Fill up the weedsprayer with the sanitizer, rent a construction dumpster, and toss the trash over the balcony into the dumpster below. If there were any tables or anything worth saving they'd get a spraydown with the sanitizer and then sold or given away. then once everything is gone and cleaned I'd go in with the sanitizer and spray down the walls, the doors, the bathroom (three times), just everything with sanitizer over and over. then I'd trash all the carpets.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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yeah. thats pretty bad. that should be NSFW
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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What username said, that was enough to make me gag, almost.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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My cousin is a cleaning lady with her own business, and regularly has to clean up hoarder houses or the houses of the recently deceased, and the pictures she showed me were pretty heinous. I'm told there's nothing like the smell of a large tupperware storage bin full of dead rats and their feces.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4632
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I love the picture of that really expensive-looking coat hanging from the ceiling above all of that trash and crap all over the living room. Given the condition of the rest of the room, I'm guessing it was stolen or black marketed.
Also, an unrelated question; why do people put cereal in their fridge? I've seen it on some TV shows but everyone in my family usually just keeps it in a cupboard.
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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You know what I'm not gonna do? Click on that link and look at these pictures.
Also, in re refrigerators: My new roommate refrigerates his whisky. I don't know how I'm going to spend a year living with this kind of plebeian.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Psh, I can outdo that.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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That looks like sidwaydriver's house from the House Tour thread.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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No way, mine had a meth lab.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
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Cameron wrote: |
Also, an unrelated question; why do people put cereal in their fridge? I've seen it on some TV shows but everyone in my family usually just keeps it in a cupboard. |
I've never met a person who does that, but maybe it is because they live in a place that looks like this place and the fridge is the only place bugs can't easily survive.
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Methid Man
Title: Spawn of Billy Mays
Joined: Nov 23 2010
Location: Hackensack, NJ
Posts: 540
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I used to work as a porter in a garden apartment complex. I would clean apartments as filthy as this every once in a while. Scenes like this aren't really that uncommon, at least not where I live.
I once had to clean an apartment that was actually twice as cluttery as the one in the link. Took a few months to bring it into showroom condition. We didn't have a construction dumpster of course...
From my own experience, at least half of apartment dwellers in my area, most of them indian college students, are almost as disgusting as this...you'd be surprised. It's enough to have made me cynical of people's sense of cleanliness. I'm glad I don't work in that job anymore. I was getting sick of cleaning other people's shit.
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MellowMeek
Joined: Feb 16 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 329
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I'm all for burning that house down, with its occupants inside.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Watching hoarders makes me feel better about my mild case of messy.
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Stormtrooper2011
Title: Resident Stormtrooper
Joined: Jan 29 2009
Location: Tatoine
Posts: 236
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Who puts cornflakes in the fridge??
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He Knows...
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