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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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LOL. I... I have no witty response for this. That's just priceless though.
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 天上天下唯我独尊 |
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 802
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I bet the woman who helps wishes she could do the same. She couldn't even wedge one of her ass cheeks in that hole.
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| Rycona wrote: |
| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Did anyone try to win the kid?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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That's a smart kid right there, she knows when she's being ripped off by a bullshit game and she decided to show what was what. Is this a sign of a bold, new generation? Fight the power kid! Actually she's probably just some dumb kid that wanted a stuffed animal.
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Walrus
Title: Sidekick
Joined: Jul 16 2008
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 52
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| Blackout wrote: |
Did anyone try to win the kid?  |
If folks can't win Mr. Fuzzles with that claw, they probably know that they're shit outta luck trying to grab just the right part of the kid to win her back into the real world.
That, or they were all really cheap bastards who couldn't spare a couple of quarters.
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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So I don't have to go to playgrounds in an ice cream truck anymore? They're just sitting there for the taking for only a quarter? FUCK.
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Walrus
Title: Sidekick
Joined: Jul 16 2008
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 52
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| So I don't have to go to playgrounds in an ice cream truck anymore? They're just sitting there for the taking for only a quarter? FUCK. |
Oh, absolutely. Don't even waste your time with ice cream. Dairy products and gasoline are goin' through the roof. You've got a lot of profitin' to do now.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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Man, fuck claw machines. Rigged pieces of shit, they are. I was in a arcade in Vegas, and they had Gizmo and Mohawk from Gremlins in a claw machine. I put $12 in that machine, to finally get him near the hole, and he falls on the wall. Just another inch. I put my arm in there, got him, and then was kicked out by security. Took my Mohawk.
It burned down the following day.
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 let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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| kenthegod wrote: |
| It burned down the following day. |
By accident, I'm sure.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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I just wanted my fucking Mohawk.
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 let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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