This is off Kotaku, commentary about the demo of the new Tomb Raider game coming out.

Quote:

As the demo ended, a man behind me stood up and offered his opinion. "You got her ass perfect." The assembled crowd shifted uncomfortably. "And the dimples beneath her..." Thankfully he stopped before I tackled him to the ground. Lara Croft does strange things to a man.

Come now, He's just saying what they were all thinking.

http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/kotaku/full/~3/339421966/tomb-raider-underworld-+-making-a-perfect-ass-of-oneself

I can't wait for this to come out!

Syd Lexia wrote:

I'm working on my own game, Womb Raider. The object is to invade the lower cavities of various female video game characters.

I'd buy it.

M3GA MAN wrote:

I'd hit it till its loose.

You're assuming she'd let you.

I'm really sorry, I don't speak M3GAMANese... only Japanese. Can someone please translate for me?

M3GA MAN wrote:

Which part do you want translated? I can put in english if you want. First part, I go into a world where everything is based of a game and Lara Croft does let me you know. The Second Part, From some of the things you have posted, it leads me to believe your Lesbian but acting Straight.

..... eh... eheheh.... eheheeeeheeee.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!

Wait wait sorry.... I'm a lesbian? I wish you could say that to my exs. Some of they may not like me but they'd still laugh you out of the city over the question of my orientation. I am very, very straight. And I am trying to say this with as much tact as possible.

M3GA MAN wrote:

Well I've seen 2 posts that could make you a lesbian, first one is I'm working on my own game, Womb Raider. The object is to invade the lower cavities of various female video game characters. I'd buy it.

And what's wrong with that? A girl can't be amused by sexual games? Are you one of those guys that also thinks that girls don't watch porn and don't have sexual fantasies?

M3GA MAN wrote:

I never said that, I've just never met a girl who watches porn and plays sexual games, I'm not saying you are lesbian another one your posts if I could fucking find it just gave me the Idea that it was possible. Sorry If I offended you I just meant I've never met a girl that was like that.

You're 17. You have a lot of growing up to do.

I know lots of girls that watch porn and fucking love playing sex games. I wouldn't really go out and get sex games on a regular basis on my own, but I'd love to play one with my boy.

We did. I was speaking in general. You know, if I had a boy. Sigh, I miss playing games with my boyfriend. I need to find another boyfriend who will play two-player games with me.

M3GA MAN wrote:

I would say I would be a boyfriend but I could only fulfill the Two-Player games and dates till I'm 18.

Don't worry. I'm not interested in children six years younger than me.

JEW wrote:

aika wrote: We did. I was speaking in general. You know, if I had a boy. Sigh, I miss playing games with my boyfriend. I need to find another boyfriend who will play two-player games with me. move to NY seriously though, if I was a mod I'd do something about this topic. VOTE PETER KOWALSKY IN 2008!

I am, actually. 8D Probably summer of next year.

Yeah this topic is way the fuck off topic.