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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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Ever cut your foot wide open on a rusty nail at 3 in the morning? Fucking hell. I might have to go to the ER. Fucking cocksucker nail.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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Of course, no one's online to see me bitch.
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let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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I see your bitch. Bouncy bouncy bouncy.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
Posts: 157
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| Of course, no one's online to see me bitch. |
I'm sorry, man, I was distracted...Ken? You awake, buddy?
*pokes him with stick*
Fuck.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Cut that mofo nail back! 
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| kenthegod wrote: |
| Ever cut your foot wide open on a rusty nail at 3 in the morning? Fucking hell. I might have to go to the ER. Fucking cocksucker nail. |
That sucks. Where was the nail at?
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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If you die, can I have your avatar?
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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My foot is bandaged up now. The hospital smelled funny but I got a giant cookie!! 
It was on the stairs. I was walking up them to get something, and wham-bam-fuckadee I cut my foot. Yes, sideway, it is in my will that you will have my avatar upon my death.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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I was beating Mass Effect at 3AM last night, even if I knew you were injured, I was too busy to take you to the ER. So for future notice, eat it.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| kenthegod wrote: |
My foot is bandaged up now. The hospital smelled funny but I got a giant cookie!!
It was on the stairs. I was walking up them to get something, and wham-bam-fuckadee I cut my foot. Yes, sideway, it is in my will that you will have my avatar upon my death. |
Rusty nail in stairs? WTF?
And did they give you any good meds? I mean a cookie is nice, but it won't generally take the pain away. Unless it is a really good cookie.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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i think whoever took you to the ER deserves a BK angus for all of their troubles.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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i think whoever took you to the ER deserves a BK angus for all of their troubles.
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Creepy.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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i think whoever took you to the ER deserves a BK angus for all of their troubles.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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for some reason im looking at him as a giant, like in power rangers.
"make my monster groooowwwww!"
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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I got antibiotics, but only those. Didn't need stitches, just a a big old bandage. My stairs are very dangerous.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| kenthegod wrote: |
| I got antibiotics, but only those. Didn't need stitches, just a a big old bandage. My stairs are very dangerous. |
Wow, you went to the ER just for a bandage. 
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Well, if he hadn't had a tetanus shot recently or wasn't sure if he needed stitches, then it was probably better safe than sorry.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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It was a lot of blood, so I thought it might be real deep.
No hot nurse though. 
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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It was a lot of blood, so I thought it might be real deep.
No hot nurse though. |
Only in amateur porn movies.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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| kenthegod wrote: |
It was a lot of blood, so I thought it might be real deep.
No hot nurse though. |
Only in amateur porn movies. |
Actually, the nurse that took care of me when I went to the ER for spraining my ankle was pretty hot. Figures, right?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Fuck the hospital, be a man and cauterize the wound with your cigar and proceed to guzzle whiskey while you order at your pregnant barefoot wife to get back to unloading those cinder blocks you have in the back of your pickup.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Whenever I donate blood, I always get the hot nurse. I just take that as my karma for doing a good deed 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Whenever I donate blood, I always get the hot nurse. I just take that as my karma for doing a good deed |
Tell em you have more than blood to donate then wink at em.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Wow, I never even thought of that one....NO.
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