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GPFontaine
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My wife went to Philadelphia a few months back to visit a friend. While she was there she bought an orange colored candle that sat on our coffee table for about 2 months in its jar.
One day I came home from work and as I walked in the smell of awesome happy mood time grabbed my nose and pulled me to the candle.
It smells so good. I can't even describe it in words that can match its wicked fucking super frick'n amazingness. If a nostril could have an orgasm, I would have had a few.
All I know is we have lit it just about every day and the thing has barely gone down. Apparently it is made of bees wax and it burns nice and slow. It is a Pumpkin Scented Bees Wax candle and I suggest you go and buy one right now. No you can't visit my home and smell it. YOU GO GET YOUR OWN!
Here is where she got the candle:
http://www.readingterminalmarket.org/merchants/view/78
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Tebor
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Is there anything your family doesn't buy? 
I thought the Pumpkin Scented Bees Wax candle was a gun! Damn You!!!
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Char Aznable
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That was what I was thinking. 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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I didn't buy it. My wife did. I guess its pretty much the same thing though.
Still, it smells so fucking good.
Think about the best thing you have smelled.
It is better than that.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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Nothing is better than the smell of a home-cooked steak.
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Cattivo
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Once again my theory rings true: meat trumps vegetables in every category.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
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A steak meat even smells better than a vegetable one.
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GPFontaine
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I'll keep my eyes peeled for a meat scented candle.
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Char Aznable
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It should be red with white highlights.
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GPFontaine
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| It should be red with white highlights. |
Wait a frigg'n second here.
Why is it dressed up as a raw cut?
Raw meat doesn't smell great. I would expect a nice brown with pink.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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Yeah, but I think a raw meat candle would look more like meat than a cooked meat candle.
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GPFontaine
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| Yeah, but I think a raw meat candle would look more like meat than a cooked meat candle. |
Yeah... you are right.
I didn't think it would be true, but then I found this in Greeneyedzeke's office. It would have looked like a jar of poop if it were cooked.
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GPFontaine
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So my candle burned away and for a while I was sad without it.
But then my wife's friend visited with a box of them!
I get to smell pumpkin again!!! YAY!!!
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Douche McCallister
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aika
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Holy crap this thread is old 8D But apparently pumpkin is so important that you felt the need to revive it?
Pumpkin does smell awesome.
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aika
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Oh sweet, so if I want to arouse a guy I just light pumpkin-scented candles instead of vanilla or cinnamon? I shall rememeber this.
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mtgrnwdstar
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| aika wrote: |
| Oh sweet, so if I want to arouse a guy I just light pumpkin-scented candles instead of vanilla or cinnamon? I shall rememeber this. |
Methinks it's much easier to arouse a guy than that *coughshowhimyourboobscough*
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aika
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| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| Oh sweet, so if I want to arouse a guy I just light pumpkin-scented candles instead of vanilla or cinnamon? I shall rememeber this. |
Methinks it's much easier to arouse a guy than that *coughshowhimyourboobscough* |
Point taken. But I was trying to go the, ah, "subtle" route.
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
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| aika wrote: |
| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| Oh sweet, so if I want to arouse a guy I just light pumpkin-scented candles instead of vanilla or cinnamon? I shall rememeber this. |
Methinks it's much easier to arouse a guy than that *coughshowhimyourboobscough* |
Point taken. But I was trying to go the, ah, "subtle" route. |
There is no such thing as 'subtlety' when it comes to the male libido.
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aika
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| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| Oh sweet, so if I want to arouse a guy I just light pumpkin-scented candles instead of vanilla or cinnamon? I shall rememeber this. |
Methinks it's much easier to arouse a guy than that *coughshowhimyourboobscough* |
Point taken. But I was trying to go the, ah, "subtle" route. |
There is no such thing as 'subtlety' when it comes to the male libido. |
So if I just walk up to him, show him my boobs, and say "I wanna fuck," he'll be ready to go? 
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
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| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| Oh sweet, so if I want to arouse a guy I just light pumpkin-scented candles instead of vanilla or cinnamon? I shall rememeber this. |
Methinks it's much easier to arouse a guy than that *coughshowhimyourboobscough* |
Point taken. But I was trying to go the, ah, "subtle" route. |
There is no such thing as 'subtlety' when it comes to the male libido. |
So if I just walk up to him, show him my boobs, and say "I wanna fuck," he'll be ready to go? |
Unless he's dead or gay, then yes, that is the likely scenario.
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aika
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Wow! Guys are easier to handle than I thought they were.
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mtgrnwdstar
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| aika wrote: |
| Wow! Guys are easier to handle than I thought they were. |
Men need only three things to make them happy:
1) Food
2) Sex
3) Porn
Give them all three, they'll be eating out of your hand. Just don't ask them to go to the opera or anything like that...that tends to yield a negative response.
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aika
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| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
Men need only three things to make them happy:
1) Food
2) Sex
3) Porn
Give them all three, they'll be eating out of your hand. Just don't ask them to go to the opera or anything like that...that tends to yield a negative response. |
Fuck the opera. I'd rather eat frozen pizza, play video games, and have sex. All in one night. 
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