So I've been waiting in my office for this incredibly important phone call (personal life stuff) but its like a bit deal and stuff for me and I got it, or thought i did and it turned out that they needed to talk to me later today or tomorrow instead of now and it had me a bit riled up because it was like a big deal and stuff, but I guess it will be a big deal later too.

So I went out of the office for a bit to get some fresh air and there are guys checking out a leak in the room down the hall that has radioactive shit in it and makes beep beep beep noises all the time and they were all like "Where is the leak" and I was like "fuck..." so I went further away and found that there is a symposium on stuff from the undergraduates on all kinds of stuff and they had cookies and soda at 2:00, but they just left it all out in the hall and its for anyone to take now.

So I took a handful of cookies because there were like a bazillion and I ate a bunch fast and then there was coke so I grabbed it and guzzled a bunch and now I feel like I am cracked out of my mind and can't stop shaking my legs and typing and there are no periods on my keyboard what the fuck mother fucking period end this sentence please pretty pretty please!!! oh an exclamation can do that too and so can a question mark?

Char Aznable wrote:

Alright. Calm the fuck down.

I feel like your avatar.

Char Aznable wrote:

Completely awesome?

Yeah, it's kinda like that.

aika wrote:

So what was this personal phone call about? Whether or not you have AIDS or something?

Stuff that I can't talk about in a public forum, at least not at this particular time.

S. McCracken wrote:

Alright man, I'm gonna talk you down man. Just put down the stapler...NO, DON'T PUT IT AGAINST YOUR HEAD! Now, just put it down so we can talk...DON'T RUN FOR THE WINDOW! STOP! Just sit in the chair and try to relax. You're in a safe place where no one can hurt you...WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PRINTER! OH MY GOD, MY EYES!

Powdered toner is such a bitch, and that is just the cyan cartridge, wait until I get out the magenta!

ross_rifle113 wrote:

I don't know what to say G-Man. You should go buy a Red Bull like right now.

Ya know,

I have never had Red Bull before. I am such a hyper person that I tend to stay away from caffeine. But sometimes an ice cold coke is a necessity for survival.

Maybe you are right though and I should just power my way through the rush.

ross_rifle113 wrote:

Dude, if a coke throws you over the edge, well there's just no turning back with Red Bull. I'm a coffee addict so caffeine doesn't affect me too much. Red Bull though, that gives me wings.

I can only guess that it would probably make me run around like a nut until I slammed into something.

Well I got home from work and I'm starting to crash a bit. Sugar is great for a quick jolt but coming down off of it can be bleh.

I suppose this is only if you are the type of person who is affected like I am.