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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Who else hates this fat piece of unfunny shit?
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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Me.
OH FUCK CONTRA 3 IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE NEED GAME GENIE PLAY ON EASY WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.
SUPER MARIO BROS 2 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT VEGETABLES TOAD SUCKS AWFUL GAME.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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I do. I was one of the first on the whole "internet game reviewer" scene, so I have seen them all. My favorites are (obviously) The Angry Nintendo Nerd (Been there since the Wally Bear review) and the Fatt Mann, who's obvious emotional state has really kept him from putting out some classic reviews like he had in the past. There was a guy on there named Hellsing who disappeared who was very good too.
The Irate Gamer is pretty much a cash-in on the AVGN, and I think that is what is the worst about him. I know I have seen some bad reviewers (anyone remember the Sega Kid) who have no script and just yap about pointless crap. The Sega Kid even did a review on a PAL game he couldnt even play. Anyways, I digest. The Irate Gamer is to the AVGN like a crappy knockoff of Guitar Hero. He (irate gamer) has little substance, his skits are virtually unoriginal and are certainly uninspiring. He gives me no reason to watch his videos, so past the Ghostbusters one (he did do a ghostbusters one, right? Whatever one that AVGN reviewed that he did) I havent. Its probably the reason he hasnt been picked up by a site like Screw Attack or something like that.
There. I just told you all like it is.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Let me try flaming him now:
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Seriously, I can't stand Irate Gamer haters.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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He's an annoying little fucker, he is. I'm going with everything said above.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
Let me try flaming him now:
Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine
Seriously, I can't stand Irate Gamer haters. |
Is it because Irate Gamer's 5th grade style storyboarding suits your attention needs, and you're offended that we don't like garbage?
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
DarknessDeku wrote: |
Let me try flaming him now:
Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine
Seriously, I can't stand Irate Gamer haters. |
Is it because Irate Gamer's 5th grade style storyboarding suits your attention needs, and you're offended that we don't like garbage? |
No, it's that the hater's arguments are worse than his storyboarding.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
Seriously, I can't stand Irate Gamer haters. |
Wow man. Somebody doesn't take difference of opinion well.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
Murdar Machene wrote: |
DarknessDeku wrote: |
Let me try flaming him now:
Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine Bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine
Seriously, I can't stand Irate Gamer haters. |
Is it because Irate Gamer's 5th grade style storyboarding suits your attention needs, and you're offended that we don't like garbage? |
No, it's that the hater's arguments are worse than his storyboarding. |
So you're saying that the argument of him being a fat, lame ripoff of AVGN, riding the coattails of "retro review" success, having shoddily put together reviews that are in no way funny with an absolutely pedestrian way of being written and filmed is a bad argument, whereas you're making dumb generalizations, and simply being contrary for the sake of going against what every logical and intelligent person has posted so far? Oh, okay. Troll harder next time.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Mitch wrote: |
DarknessDeku wrote: |
Seriously, I can't stand Irate Gamer haters. |
Wow man. Somebody doesn't take difference of opinion well. |
Ok, I don't care about the Irate Gamer. I don't love him, I don't hate him. I hate all the Irate gamer haters because very few actually explain why they don't like him, like Shut up, Dorn. Most Irate Gamer haters say they don't like him, and back it up by insulting the fuck out of him and starting big flame wars, like what is starting right now.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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AVGN is funny sometimes. Irate Gamer is not. End thread.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
AVGN is funny sometimes. Irate Gamer is not. End thread. |
AVGN isn't that angry anymore. He also doesn't review that bad of games either. He's still awesome, though.
Nostalgia Critic and NicotineAlien are awesome. I would check them out.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
Blackout Boy wrote: |
AVGN is funny sometimes. Irate Gamer is not. End thread. |
AVGN isn't that angry anymore. He also doesn't review that bad of games either. He's still awesome, though.
Nostalgia Critic and NicotineAlien are awesome. I would check them out. |
I'm glad Rolfe dropped the whole fake diarhea spraying out of a rubber butt thing, it was kinda funny the first time but it got old quick.
Check out his you know what's BULLSHIT videos on youtube, they're pretty funny.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
DarknessDeku wrote: |
Blackout Boy wrote: |
AVGN is funny sometimes. Irate Gamer is not. End thread. |
AVGN isn't that angry anymore. He also doesn't review that bad of games either. He's still awesome, though.
Nostalgia Critic and NicotineAlien are awesome. I would check them out. |
I'm glad Rolfe dropped the whole fake diarhea spraying out of a rubber butt thing, it was kinda funny the first time but it got old quick.
Check out his you know what's BULLSHIT videos on youtube, they're pretty funny. |
Yeah, I posted the printer episode somewhere on this forum.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
AVGN isn't that angry anymore. He also doesn't review that bad of games either. |
He sold out to THE MAN! That and his bit is a dead horse. He's the equivalent of the internet's Tom Green.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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Video game related videos are the only thing i really watch on youtube anymore (other then MST3k) and i only subscribe to though i think are worth watching. The irate gamer has his moments, like most other game reviewers. AVGN is not funny all the time and neither is irate. however, i will say this about irate, i swear he rip off a clip from AVGN in his TMNT reivews, go watch them, it's the scene with the pizza that is impossible to get.
Also, i've seen other reviewers other then AVGN do a better job with a game then irate. The biggest beef i have with irate is that he bashes good games, case in point super mario brothers 2 and TMNT 2. He actually bitches about the fact that TMNT 2 does not have the same stellar graphics as the arcade version and that it doesn't support 4 players. First off, expecting those kind of graphics from an NES is like expecting X-box360 graphics from an Atari Jaguar and the TMNT 2 (came out 1990) and the Four Score came out the same year but very few games were made for it. If the Irate gamer is going to bitch, he could at least say "why the fuck wasn't this game made for the Four Score, damnit!"
The thing about game reviews is that some people out there will take it seriously and avoid the game being bashed and if irate bashes good games then he is defaming them to the point where no kid nowadays will bother emulating the game and at least trying it out.
And the Nerd is stepping on thin ice with me too, because in one of his intro scenes, he's holding Mischief makers, one of my favorite N64 games . . . i'm looking forward to what good things he has to say.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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AVGN was getting stale but I think he scrambled back to the top with the whole SMB3 is satanic bit, that was actually pretty fucking funny. The battle at the end where he teams up with jesus is kinda funny too.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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I really can't stand the whole "angry gamer" bit much any more. The only person who's ever really made it funny was Seanbaby. People (yes, even AVGN) have been trying to rip him off for over a decade now. Unfortunately, those people only thought he was funny because of his swears, but he actually wrote real jokes. The AVGN is fun until he thinks he's funny by making up swears.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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I remember when I went out to lunch with Seanbaby; We had hoagies and talked about Barbie games.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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I thought angry gamers inevitably shoot up schools.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Greg the White wrote: |
I really can't stand the whole "angry gamer" bit much any more. The only person who's ever really made it funny was Seanbaby. People (yes, even AVGN) have been trying to rip him off for over a decade now. Unfortunately, those people only thought he was funny because of his swears, but he actually wrote real jokes. The AVGN is fun until he thinks he's funny by making up swears. |
AVGN's swearing is so fun. It's so colorful. The only person who can top it is Tourette's Guy. And Seanbaby doesn't even make articles anymore.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Seanbaby wasn't even all that angry; he just reviewed absolutely terrible games.
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Richo Rosai
Joined: Nov 13 2005
Location: Osaka
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Irate Gamer: Lame, put-on persona trying to cash in on a minor trend, stating the obvious boringly. Also, apparently ignorant of the pronunciation of "melee".
AVGN: Tolerable in that the content of the videos is actually interesting, but ultimately his retarded sense of humor destroys that quality and then some. Is it possible to wince to death? The Tom Green comparison was perfect.
Seanbaby: Quite a good writer and always entertaining, not only in video games but in other areas such as Fat Chicks in Party Hats.
But you guys have left out the absolute cream of the crop, namely Pissed-off Video Gamer:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=squpLKKDkno
I can't be responsible for your monitor if you make the mistake of drinking or eating anything while watching that. Also, note the reaching-boom. NotE IIIIT!
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
Greg the White wrote: |
I really can't stand the whole "angry gamer" bit much any more. The only person who's ever really made it funny was Seanbaby. People (yes, even AVGN) have been trying to rip him off for over a decade now. Unfortunately, those people only thought he was funny because of his swears, but he actually wrote real jokes. The AVGN is fun until he thinks he's funny by making up swears. |
AVGN's swearing is so fun. It's so colorful. The only person who can top it is Tourette's Guy. And Seanbaby doesn't even make articles anymore. |
AVGN Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout is the best.
"Ehhhhh, ain't I a fuckin' stinka mutha fucka?" Cracks me up every. Single. Time.
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Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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