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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Location: phoenix, az usa
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awww... R. Kelly is my hero lol.
but that sucks if he does get 15 years... his music is aight...
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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Location: Etobicoke
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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anyone seen that one episode of hte boondocks?
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| JEW wrote: |
| anyone seen that one episode of hte boondocks? |
you know i have patna
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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that's pretty much how I feel on the subject.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
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Does that mean we'll never get to know how "Trapped In The Closest" Ends?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Knyte wrote: |
| Does that mean we'll never get to know how "Trapped In The Closest" Ends? |
im willing to bet there's an evil monkey inside the closet that ends up killing R kelly
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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| Knyte wrote: |
| Does that mean we'll never get to know how "Trapped In The Closest" Ends? |
I'll say that's where he hides the kids he pisses on.
Being "Trapped In The Closest" w/R. Kelly would be scary as hell.
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I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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He was found not guilty of making an explicit sex video that prosecutors had said showed him having sex with a girl as young as 13.
Both Mr Kelly and the alleged victim, now 23, denied they were the people shown on the tape, which the jury saw.
If found guilty, he had faced up to 15 years in prison. His hits include She's Got That Vibe and I Believe I Can Fly.
The Grammy award-winning singer, 41, was arrested in 2002 after the video was leaked to the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper.
The tape, 26-minutes long, showed a man having sex with an underage girl.
The prosecution's chief witness was a woman who said she had had three-way sex with Mr Kelly and the alleged victim from the video, Associated Press news agency reported.
The defence attempted to discredit the witness, saying she had tried to extort money from Mr Kelly.
The defence argued that the man in the tape did not have a large mole on his back as does Mr Kelly, and that the tape could have been doctored.
An FBI expert told the court the tape was not faked but that it was a copy which had been duplicated several times.
During the trial, some relatives of the alleged victim testified that the girl on the tape was not their family member. Other relatives said they recognised the girl. |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7454003.stm
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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now to drink a celebratory 40
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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Location: Etobicoke
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