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This Thursday is the end of the world.


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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
PostPosted: Jun 09 2008 11:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Those other 2 times were just practice...

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From http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8443405&nav=menu117_2

An elusive group just outside of Abilene, Texas is claiming the end of the world is coming in less than a week.

The House of Yahweh recently gave ABC reporter Brian Ross access to their west Texas compound. Yahweh leader Yisrayl Hawkins says a nuclear holocaust will come June 12th and only members of his group will be saved.

All group members change their last names to Hawkins and live in the compound.

Local authorities claim the group is dangerous and practices polygamy. Shane Dee, the local district attorney, says there's no way to describe the group except as a religious cult. Yisrael Hawkins disagrees. "I don't control their mind in a witch-like fashion that the world is speaking of, to where I have some sort of power over them. I merely teach the laws to them."

Hawkins has predicted a doomsday twice before. He's also accused of having two dozen wives, and is facing bigamy charges.


RIP Hacker

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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
PostPosted: Jun 09 2008 11:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sweet. At least I have Thursday off to enjoy it.


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 12:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

Texas+internet=Laughing


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky

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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 01:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well fuck, I'm going for my driver's license on Thursday...


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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 04:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'd like to see this guy and Fred Phelps in a religious debate.


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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 12:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Will this end in the same fashion as Waco?


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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 12:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The world ends Thursday? Crap! I'm supposed to be going to Colorado next week to see the mountains and the flowers! *sigh* Well, fuck.


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 01:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

well, at least i got rid of my job so i can get drunk on thursday


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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 01:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

OH NOES!!!!11. I turn 18 next Monday! No time for porn, cigarettes, and lotto tickets!


But seriously, who believes this crap?


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 02:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997

It didn't.

As far as I know.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 03:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Sweet. At least I have Thursday off to enjoy it.

seconded.



 
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Moxie
Joined: Jun 10 2008
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 03:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997

It didn't.

As far as I know.


Ah, so you've missed the parallel dimension you've been living in since then?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 04:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Moxie wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997

It didn't.

As far as I know.


Ah, so you've missed the parallel dimension you've been living in since then?

Please consult the timecube for details.



 
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 05:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cyrstalis said it would end then, I was scared that day, but then again I'm also scared of small spiders and thousand leggers.


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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: California
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 06:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The world was apparently supposed to end more times than I can remember.

I'm still here.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 07:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My mom better get me those Ice Cream samiches before fuckign Thursday then.


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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 07:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

anorexorcist wrote:
My mom better get me those Ice Cream samiches before fuckign Thursday then.

Your now on a 6 month ban for the use of the word "samich". Next time Panda, I will skin you and turn you into a coat.


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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 07:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Douche McCallister wrote:
anorexorcist wrote:
My mom better get me those Ice Cream samiches before fuckign Thursday then.

Your now on a 6 month ban for the use of the word "samich". Next time Panda, I will skin you and turn you into a coat.

haha, I knew samich would not go over well.


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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 07:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What's the problem here? What's wrong with samich? Or sammich? I say sammich, really. Who actually goes the extra length to say all of "sandwich"? That "d" is too much work.


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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 07:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997

It didn't.

As far as I know.


There was also supposed to be a "Catastrophe" on June 6, 1996 that killed over half of the world's population. Must've missed it.
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Moxie
Joined: Jun 10 2008
PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 07:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Douche McCallister wrote:
I'm also scared of small spiders and thousand leggers.


Ew, I hate thousand leggers. Hate them so very much. There's something just so creepy about them. Ewww.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 07:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

OCTOBER 1, 1997. END DAY.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2008 10:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Make me a fucking sammich.


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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
PostPosted: Jun 11 2008 01:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

I do hope the end of the world will wait until after Magic drafting on Thursday though, I would like to play one more time before I'm judged by that big Serra Avatar in the sky...


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Jun 11 2008 07:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

This would suck if it were true though.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky

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