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That is all. Cool

(Note: I said good innuendo. That means witty. Please don't turn this thread into a locker room-language mess.)

Posted: May 29 2008 10:10 am

Tuckster wrote:

don't turn this into a locker room mess.)

thats what she said

(crappy first try.... still trying to wake up @ work bleh)

Posted: May 29 2008 10:52 am

in-yer-endo.

Posted: May 29 2008 11:27 am

ross_rifle113 wrote:

in-yer-endo.

I was JUST about to say that.
Still, give me a Todd style high-five.

Posted: May 29 2008 11:58 am

Hey, baby. I'm looking for a good book to read.

And a vagina.

Posted: May 29 2008 12:21 pm

Err: Man, you gotta check this out.
Meatwad: Oh, yeah, baby. That's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straigt six?
Err: I think I have a straigt six.
Ignignockt: Ooh, Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.

Posted: May 29 2008 04:07 pm

My friend Nick: "I like my women how I like my coffee: Creamy & Sweet."

Me: "I like my women how I like my coffee: Hand picked, tossed into a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez."

Posted: May 29 2008 04:09 pm

You're right, Knyte DOES say the right thing at the right time!

I like my girls like I like my guitars: Curvy, gorgeous, and they like to squeal.

Posted: May 29 2008 05:20 pm

I am quoting a wise man in regards to this subject
"Woman are like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one"

Posted: May 29 2008 05:26 pm

King wrote:

I am quoting a wise man in regards to this subject
"Woman are like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one"

Dammit, you forgot the best part of that quote: "But you can't stop at one... you want to drink another woman!"

Posted: May 29 2008 05:37 pm

Okay so there is a plane flying over the "Great Wall of China" and it crashes on the wall where do you bury the peanut butter?

Posted: May 29 2008 05:38 pm

my buddy's girlfriend says this about my buddy: 'he likes his women like he likes his salsa: hot and chunky'

Posted: May 29 2008 05:39 pm

that's fucking awesome that she says that hahahah

Posted: May 29 2008 05:55 pm

Oh yeah, oh yeah?

I say about my girlfriend 'I like my women how I like my potatoes; brown, shaped awkwardly, and will grow weird shit when left alone long enough'.

I haven't left her on a windowsill for more than a couple days, so I don't know if she'll grow weird shit.

Posted: May 29 2008 06:09 pm

To quote a T-Shirt:

"I like my women like I like my coffee: Ground up and in the freezer"

Posted: May 29 2008 06:14 pm

I like my women like I like my fatal diseases, slowly killing me from the inside!

This thread has been off topic for two posts and I've already made it retarded. I should just be banned, this is practically spam.

Posted: May 30 2008 02:58 pm

Arrr I be a pirate, I be comin for yer booty Rolling Eyes

Posted: May 30 2008 04:41 pm

Blackout Boy wrote:

Arrr I be a pirate, I be comin for yer booty Rolling Eyes

Hopefully you don't find treasure in there Laughing

Posted: May 30 2008 05:07 pm

I like my women like I like my deli cheese - thin, white, American, and freshly cut.

Posted: May 30 2008 05:14 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

I like my women like I like my deli cheese - thin, white, American, and freshly cut.

That's funny "freshly cut" you like emo girls then Laughing

Posted: May 30 2008 05:17 pm

boobs.

Posted: May 30 2008 05:19 pm

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Posted: May 30 2008 05:21 pm

Tyop wrote:

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I don't know which one is funnier the image or the Mod comment. Laughing

Posted: May 30 2008 05:22 pm

I like my women like I like my shots on the basketball court; always wet Twisted Evil

Posted: May 30 2008 05:23 pm

Tyop wrote:

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Oh my GOD I'm laughing so fucking hard right now and I'm such a horrible person.