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Posted: May 12 2008 01:24 pm

anyone been to this website before?

how much do you think is BS and how much do you think is real?>

Posted: May 12 2008 03:05 pm

Who cares if they're real or not. They're gold.

927317588 wrote:

i had unprotected sex with my boyfriend three times. in a row. it was my first time, and it was amazing. he pulled out in time every time we did it, but im still really nervous that i may be pregnant.

829414582 wrote:

I think porn is the reason I lost interest, sexually, in my last girlfriend. I’m worried this problem will impact future relationships.

647143368 wrote:

I don’t think I’m gay but I have a list in my head of guys I’d bang if I was gay.

375265814 wrote:

I’m male, relatively straight, but I like sucking cock. I like being on my knees and deepthroating. But otherwise, I prefer women and have never fallen for a man.

Posted: May 12 2008 07:03 pm

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

and they need one of these: This Is A Joke

Joined: Aug 22 2005 Posts: 328

768962749 wrote:

If I could have one wish, it would be the ability to change my dick into a vagina, and back again, at will. That’d be hot.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: May 12 2008 09:17 pm

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322529196 wrote:

After eating Asian food one night it made me feel sick. I live in the dorms with a public bathroom. I was doing homework or something and suddenly knew I had to shit. I was desperate, because I knew I couldn’t make it down the hall and into the bathroom. I knew that if I even tried I’d look like a freak and might not make it anyway. Fortunately, I had a plastic bag in my room. I knelt over the bag and shit into it.

It was diarrhea. A lot of diarrhea.

The bag was heavy afterward with this stinky liquid feces. I hid the bag inside the plastic bag the Asian food came in, and I then walked down the hall and threw it away in the trash room. For a day or two afterwards, it was obvious that the trash in the trash room wasn’t emptied… because the horrible stench of shit filled the hallway—my shit. I think it’s kind of funny and ridiculous now, but I haven’t told anyone.

I don’t plan on eating Asian food again any time soon.

Chalk up another story for the once in a lifetime shit on sydapedia

Posted: May 12 2008 10:59 pm

fake

Posted: May 12 2008 11:35 pm

Real in that people are this retarded, fake in that these asstards could get access to a computer.

Posted: Jun 11 2008 12:34 pm

lol i was bored and was just looking thru this website and found some funny/fucked-up ones:

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I regularily ejaculate into my roomate’s shampoo.

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I am a pro-wrestler for a very well known federations. I sometimes get turned on watching my fellow wrestlers change in the locker room and want to put them in the dreaded anus clutch. I don’t know what would happen if I did, because I suspect that some others are the same way as me. I just wish that they would admit it. I also fear that coming out of the closet and into a small, masked mexicans mouth would get me alienated from my peers and cause me to lose my job.

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I am addicted to drinking my own seaman…i think its lovely….god im so weird.

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I have a small penis. I try to make it bigger by masturbating.

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I feel horrible. I rubbed my scrotum on a co-worker’s coffee cup when he was out one day as a joke. Now he is in the hospital with an infection. I have not told anyone I did this.

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I tend to be quite racist, taking any opporotnity that comes my way, to express how I feel about that particular race, whether it be right in front of them or if I am alone with friends and some how come along to that topic. I also like to comment on fags a lot too, ill make fun of them all the time…

I also laugh at handicapped people, not just ones that are in wheel chairs, but ones that have to gimp around everywhere they go, retards, people with walkers, crippled people, everything, if they exist, chances are Ive laughed at them…often times ill start laughing in public if i see a “special olympics” sign, and then ill point it out, so they know Im not just laughing to myself.

i know all this is going to come back and bite me in the ass one day…now im just waiting for it…my friend says my karma will come back in the form of “100 black grand children that are all gay”…i say, “yea, free labor team.”

but wut ever my karma comes back to me as, im royally fucked =(

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I have herpes.

I slept with a hooker in Amsterdam without a condom.

I am lucky it isn’t AIDS.

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I am seeing this girl every now and then, and to tell the truth I think she’s rather ugly and not very fun to hang out with. My excuse? She’s easy. I just use her for some free sex and tell her shes a wonderfull person, but inside I really wouldn’t care if she died. Except then I’d need to find another bitch.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

That karma one and last one was worth reading. But thanks to those other comments, i will never enter this thread again.

Posted: Jun 11 2008 04:58 pm

I' d say at least half of these are real and most of them are quite disturbing.

Posted: Jun 11 2008 09:31 pm

OLD.

But still lulzy.

Posted: Jun 11 2008 11:03 pm

If I'm really bored i will read this site, that is fucking hilarious in an awful awful way.

I'd say more of it is real than you might think, but certainly some will be false.

Posted: Jun 12 2008 05:37 pm

Again, I've lost faith in humanity, but I laughed hard doing so.

Posted: Jun 18 2008 10:25 am

This site sucks. This is a cheap version of Postsecret.