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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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So long story short I work the phones and spelling is kind of important, and I just got a memo to distribute that will help everyone be better spellers.
It contains the most common misspelled words that tend to happen around here. One of them was purulence and the caption next to it reads :
In place of "pus filled" or "pussy".
Bonus points if you get a terrible mental image from adding the first phrase with the second. 
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Shut up, Dorn wrote: |
| I pooped a hammer. |
Claw or Sledge?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Dude, where do you work that "purulence" is needed frequently in your daily vocabulary?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Dude, where do you work that "purulence" is needed frequently in your daily vocabulary? |
lol. i have to agree w/BZ. i dont think i have ever used that word in my life, ever
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Dude, where do you work that "purulence" is needed frequently in your daily vocabulary? |
Call center for Doctor's Offices. They suggested we start using purulence because dispatch got really tired of realying that the patient has wound that is "pus filled" or "pussy" idk I just think that a hilarious memo 
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Oh OH "pus-y" kind of "pussy"! Got it! Okay! Wow. I read that first when I was really really tired and I was like "why are they talking about pussy at work? Where the hell does he work that they send out memos about pussy?"
God I need caffeine I think. :/
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Blackout Boy wrote: |
| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Dude, where do you work that "purulence" is needed frequently in your daily vocabulary? |
Call center for Doctor's Offices. They suggested we start using purulence because dispatch got really tired of realying that the patient has wound that is "pus filled" or "pussy" idk I just think that a hilarious memo |
alright, that makes sense now.
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
Posts: 1219
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Maybe he gets calls for escort girls.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Maybe he gets calls for escort girls. |
That would be a nice change of pace.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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or it could just be calls about herpes
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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