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ReeperTheSeeker
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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repeatedly casting helena bonham carter
she's a good actor, but we get it man, seriously.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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Justin Timberlake being in the cast.
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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Relying on stupid visual gags and no wit whatsoever in comedies. (See all ____ Movies after Scary Movie 2 for example)
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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adapting Japanese horror films into Hollywood blockbusters
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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| Gantrithor wrote: |
| Relying on stupid visual gags and no wit whatsoever in comedies. (See all ____ Movies after Scary Movie 2 for example) |
Don't forget Meet the Spartans.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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Fucking ridiculous product placement. Thats all I have to say.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Did we ever find out if DrBoll was really him? (I seriously doubt it was him, but still)
I hate shitty sequels to classic movies.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Disney direct-to-DVD sequels are shit.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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| Shut up, Dorn wrote: |
| Fucking ridiculous product placement. Thats all I have to say. |
Meet the Spartans had that too, I'm afraid. 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Greedo shooting first. 
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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I actually laughed a little bit at that. Isnt there some sort of arguement that the actor actually pulled the trigger before harrison ford did?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| Pretty much anything from 'Batman & Robin' can some up the bullshit. |
Only good thing in that movie is Uma Thurman in green spandex, Rowr.
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| Greedo shooting first. |
Which wouldn't be quite so bullshit if Han didn't just seem to disappear from the shot's path, materialize a couple inches to the left and then return to where he was without actually moving. And Han totally should shoot first, he's ice cold man.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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Anything that makes me aware of the fact that I'm watching a movie, like obvious CGI.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Anything that makes me aware of the fact that I'm watching a movie, like obvious CGI. |
Anyone wanna help me call BULLSHIT on I Am Legend for this? Fucking Jurassic Park looks better, hell even Tron is more believable. 
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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changing the story in a movie, so far from the book, just to make a happy, digestable ending for the masses (see I am Legend)
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Tyop wrote: |
| Anything that makes me aware of the fact that I'm watching a movie, like obvious CGI. |
Anyone wanna help me call BULLSHIT on I Am Legend for this? Fucking Jurassic Park looks better, hell even Tron is more believable. |
I agree, although there is ONE good thing I can think of concerning I Am Legend: Mike Patton did the monster noises.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Wow, I saw it for the first time yesterday and the one problem I mentioned to a friend was too much obvious CGI.
But what was the book's ending like, because I was actually pissed at the movie's ending...too simple.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Something where vampires are the new species and the human dude is some evil legend that kills em all.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| Pretty much anything from 'Batman & Robin' can some up the bullshit. |
Only good thing in that movie is Uma Thurman in green spandex, Rowr. |
Would you believe me if I said i liked her better as a nerd then as some biomutated mode?
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ReeperTheSeeker
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Wow man, I liked her better as the nerd too!
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Greedo shooting first. |
Lucas made that change to make Han seem less cold blooded, but by doing that it eliminates the "rogue-to-hero" sub-plot. What ruins movies is Lucas' love of ruining his classics with crappy cgi.
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