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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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I just got done playing one of the most SCARIEST video games ever. Now here me out before saying, "Oh he's probably just a pussy that gets scared of everything. I don't get scared of video games or movies, I've played many survival horror games and seen many horror movies in my day. The only thing to make me just a tiny bit scared were some parts of Penumbra and Condemmed. Everything else was just boring. This game was different. VERY different.
You aren't given any sort of back story to the game it all. As soon as you press play it throws you right into the game. How ever, I was able to piece together what the story basically is through finally beating this little brick shitter. Apparently you're a mad man, We're never given the name but you can guess at what is if you pay attention to the title screen. For some reason you escaped from what ever mental hospital room you were hiding in. Now, the very horrid state of your mind has transformed the halls of the hospital into nothing but a pitch black maze with the only light being the walls, which glow a deathly blue.
You're character is apparently some type of mad cannibal that you can barely control. You can force him to turn corners in the creepy hallway but not much else can be done. Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it, what ever is in front of him he throws it into his mouth and munches it down.
While playing the game you're being chased by four hideous and fucking scary ghost monsters. You cannot hurt that at all, and to come even close to one is an instant death in which the ghost latches on to you and rips you inside out, all why you hear the horrible deathening noise of your body being torn.
You can how ever, eat this odd objects hidden in the maze. After which your character goes into an even more unstable state. You can litteraly eat the ghost monsters. Your charcter runs right up to them and devours them, only leaving there eyes.
There isn't many word words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself.
Google the word Pac-Man. You'll find it on the first search.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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After reading the first four paragraphs, I thought you were describing the coolest game ever. That game needs to be made, like now.
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Syd's article comparing Pac Man to modern consumer culture is funnier. Here's an extra life for trying though
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Valdronius wrote: |
After reading the first four paragraphs, I thought you were describing the coolest game ever. That game needs to be made, like now. |
it will be a gritty and realistic relaunch of the series, with motion sensetive controls and sandbox gameplay.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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JEW wrote: |
Valdronius wrote: |
After reading the first four paragraphs, I thought you were describing the coolest game ever. That game needs to be made, like now. |
it will be a gritty and realistic relaunch of the series, with motion sensetive controls and sandbox gameplay. |
Shh don't give them any ideas
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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What the hell is wrong with Pac- Man. I love Pac-Man, and sammiches.
I was hoping you were going to say Halo 3.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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^^^^^^^ a traditional sydlexia post
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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LeviathanMist
Title: Schizophrenic Madman
Joined: May 26 2008
Location: Oregon
Posts: 8
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When I first read the topic title, I immediately thought of Shaq-Fu.
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Hauntzor
Title: GET OUT BART I'M PISS
Joined: May 28 2008
Location: Midwest
Posts: 63
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OMG, that is frickin' hilarious, man!!!
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
JEW wrote: |
Valdronius wrote: |
After reading the first four paragraphs, I thought you were describing the coolest game ever. That game needs to be made, like now. |
it will be a gritty and realistic relaunch of the series, with motion sensetive controls and sandbox gameplay. |
Shh don't give them any ideas |
*wispers in Kojjiro!'s ear* You should really make a live action movie out of this
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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no, my idea for a pac man movie starring bill goldberg is the one that shoud be made.
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