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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I'm a very big fan of Mike Meyers and his films, even when they get over the top, rude, and silly. I went and saw the Love Guru last night.
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT.
I hated it! Rehashed jokes, horrible dialogue, and many awkward moments. Justin Timberlake plays a French-Canadian Goalie who loves Celine Dion. That isn't hard to do, but he fails. There's a pretty in depth reference to Extreme's 'More Than Words', and surprise surprise, I was the only one in the theatre that got it. There was also a reference to the infamous 'Bohemian Rhapsody' scene from Wayne's World that gets a Fail.
The only things that kept me from walking out were the fact that I didn't pay for it, and Jessica Alba, who apparently is attractive enough to carry an entire film.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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Here's a nice little video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2pqHzs6wGI
I don't really care for Mike Myers anymore, to tell you the truth. I loved the Wayne's World movies and the first two Austin Powers films, but his latest movies just don't make me laugh (same with Jim Carrey, for some odd reason). I've been quite disappointed with his latest work.
Also, Justin Timberlake is a horrible actor.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Also, Justin Timberlake is a horrible actor. |
Eh, he was alright in Alpha Dog.
But just because he starred in a popular SNL skit involving dicks in boxes, that doesn't make him funny. And he's not.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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I thought it was funny but thats me.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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I refuse to even give this one a chance just by being forced to watch the previews on TV over and over. Justin Timberlake talking about a pop-tart and ketchup saying "she'sa good" makes me want to blow my brains out. When I think of Justin Timberlake and comedy together, the only thing that comes to mind is his shitty hair-do when he was in N'Sync.
It seems like 90% of comedy movies the last couple years just completely suck and are full of the "Rehashed jokes, horrible dialogue, and many awkward moments." Well put. I'll pass.
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sidewaydriver
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This movie looks so horribly depressing. You can tell this movie was shit from the begining, that's why he used that Mini Me guy in this movie just to get people who like the same old shit to see it. Midgets are so over played.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
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You know Vern Troy has a sex tape? Ew.
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Douche McCallister
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With other midgets? Yuck! I don't plan on seeing this. After the Austin Power Movies I don't think I can bare much more.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| You know Vern Troy has a sex tape? Ew. |
OMG! Our tape got out!?
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Bluey
Title: 99 Beserkers
Joined: Jul 18 2007
Location: Thirteenth Street
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I liked Love Guru better when it was called Austin Powers.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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Doesn't look like it resembles Austin Powers enough for that joke, AP had no hockey, no guru.
JT is supposed to be french canadian? He seemed more italian. I will probably watch it because it's so canadian, don't think it will be much good.
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Bluey
Title: 99 Beserkers
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| Doesn't look like it resembles Austin Powers enough for that joke |
I had been holding that joke in for a week, though. 
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
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It uses the same jokes as Powers, though. That's the bad thing.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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| It uses the same jokes as Powers, though. That's the bad thing. |
exactly so its basically austin powers goes Indian which makes me wonder if mike myers was a big ernest fan as a kid
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Douche McCallister
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Ernest or Earnest? One saves Christmas the over is a type of person...I think...
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Optimist With Doubts
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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Ernest Scared Stupid used to scare the shit out of me when I was little...
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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