... falls into the hole and before the lights are on, a quick sword attack has already been made.

The action is stopped to hear an evil rant of blah blah blah...

Who cares, the pig must die. No pig, especially not this one, is going to steal the Triforce. Fucker is going down.

Teleporting is a neat trick, but it isn't enough when the Cane of Byrna is negating all offences.

It is only a matter of time before a temper-tantrum begins and stomping up and down breaks the floor edges.

Time to break out the fire rod. The lights go out, the lights are back on, a quick stab in your face and then bring out the bow. Silver arrows... the perfect weapon for dealing with vampires, and asshole magic pigs.

Two more times and its over.




No wussy potion drinker here... just me and my "Good Bee" chill'n out with Zelda and Uncle.