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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Who's got some??? I have three.
The Rock-Off
1 double shot of Screech Rum.
1 stiff glass of Jack Daniels and Coke.
Take shot of Screech, chase with jack and coke. Most effective if you do it as soon as the guitar riff kicks in during the Rockoff scene of 'Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny', and me and my buddy did four times one night.
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The Purple Puke/The Violet Vomit
As much Sourz as you can find.
As much Butter Ripple as you can find.
As many of those test tube shots as you can find.
1 shot of Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka.
A few Molson Canadian beers (cans).
*For best effect, do whilst camping
Drink all of that and eat shit loads of chili and you should wake up and puke purple. Or orange. I can't remember, I was drunk.
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The Three Day Fist-Fuck
Approx. 25-28 Molson Canadian Cold Shots.
Half a mickey of Fireball.
A few shots of Captain Morgan white rum (that stuff that comes in the plastic jug and looks like Mr. Clean).
Drink motherfucker! I did this on a Friday, and finally felt better after a massive dump at about 1am Tuesday.
* This is a very Canadian mixture.
Rock n' roll baby!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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divinity:
1/4 part bacardi 151
equal parts
Amaretto
butterscotch schnapps
captain morgan spiced rum
on the rocks
sounds like it would kill you since its nothing but alcohol but its very sweet and goes down smoothly.
here's another one.
1 cup
some ice
alcohol
stir and drink lol
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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1 40 oz of Old English emptied to where the lable ends.
Fill the empty space with Gin.
Consume.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
1 40 oz of Old English emptied to where the lable ends.
Fill the empty space with Gin.
Consume. |
god. thats rough. i remember those but i think i used rum or vodka.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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DO NOT drink this crap, it's liquid retardation, and tastes like spitoon and dirty old wine siphoned from a bums liver mixed with garbage water.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
DO NOT drink this crap, it's liquid retardation, and tastes like spitoon and dirty old wine siphoned from a bums liver mixed with garbage water. |
yeah. that looks terrible just from reading the can itself.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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username wrote: |
Blackout Boy wrote: |
DO NOT drink this crap, it's liquid retardation, and tastes like spitoon and dirty old wine siphoned from a bums liver mixed with garbage water. |
yeah. that looks terrible just from reading the can itself. |
It'll get you drunk but it's not a good drunk, I drank four of them and tried to beat up my roomate and take his hat because I thought it was my hat. Our hats look nothing alike.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
username wrote: |
Blackout Boy wrote: |
DO NOT drink this crap, it's liquid retardation, and tastes like spitoon and dirty old wine siphoned from a bums liver mixed with garbage water. |
yeah. that looks terrible just from reading the can itself. |
It'll get you drunk but it's not a good drunk, I drank four of them and tried to beat up my roomate and take his hat because I thought it was my hat. Our hats look nothing alike. |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Ah booze recipies. I don't ever seem to remember any good ones or the amounts but here's a few I sort of remember:
Three Mile Long Island Iced Tea-
1 can brisk iced tea
Everclear to taste (I don't recommend more than two shots)
Enjoy
-If your state doesn't sell everclear, well you're screwed. I think I found the recipe on wikipedia so use at your own risk.
Not sure what they call this one but it's a shot of rum with tabasco sauce. Gulp it down and feel the burn. Some people don't like this shot, I love it. The tabasco seems to take the bite out of the alcohol for me. Try it with any hard booze.
Here's one I found on a sailor jerry's bottle, i think it's called a monkey wrench:
Grapefruit juice
Sailor Jerrys (or any rum for that matter) to taste. The recipe calls for about a shot and a half, but who follows the recipe anyways?
Some more I just remembered are: Brass Monkey- take a forty, any forty, consume 1/4 and fill it to the top with O.J. Kinda tastes funky but hey, it's a forty.
Here's a recipe for disaster: Buy a 12 pack of steel reserve, consume quickly. Ask your friends how retarded you were the following day.
I've heard of something called a Purple Jesus thats either 1 part grape juice 1 part everclear or 1 part red wine 1 part everclear. Either way, you'll get fucked up. I do not recommend everclear for anything but fuel and as a cleaning solvent.
As for Camo, that shit should never be consumed by anyone. See the five X's? That means 5 times shitter than normal camo. Yeech! Never seen the black ice, but i have seen silver ice. Tastes like corn alcohol. Gets ya drunk, but it's not worth the two bucks. (or less)
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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docinsano wrote: |
Here's a recipe for disaster: Buy a 12 pack of steel reserve, consume quickly. Ask your friends how retarded you were the following day.
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That's exactly how I got my username!
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Not sure what they call this one but it's a shot of rum with tabasco sauce. Gulp it down and feel the burn. Some people don't like this shot, I love it. The tabasco seems to take the bite out of the alcohol for me. Try it with any hard booze. |
They call that a Prairie Fire. I love 'em too
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Red_Mage
Title: Palutina's Guardian
Joined: Mar 18 2008
Location: Eastern Illinois U
Posts: 251
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
docinsano wrote: |
Here's a recipe for disaster: Buy a 12 pack of steel reserve, consume quickly. Ask your friends how retarded you were the following day.
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That's exactly how I got my username!  |
I have a similar nickname back at school compliments of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Incidentally, drunk posts on this site are fun.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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ross_rifle113 wrote: |
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Not sure what they call this one but it's a shot of rum with tabasco sauce. Gulp it down and feel the burn. Some people don't like this shot, I love it. The tabasco seems to take the bite out of the alcohol for me. Try it with any hard booze. |
They call that a Prairie Fire. I love 'em too |
they call them a pure fire or purifier down here. never had one but i heard it was instant heartburn and im not really down for that.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Dry Anal Rape
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1 Fifth Cinnamon Schnapps
1 Garden Hose
1 Funnel
Shove funnel into your asshole, attach garden hose, and proceed to pour the spicy, delicious liquor into your rectum. You'll get so drunk, you won't believe it.
When you wake up in the morning, take a huge dump and take a picture, it'll look just like Benjamin Franklin.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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Duck Fart recipe
3/4 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
3/4 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
3/4 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
Carefully layer each liquor in the order listed (from top to bottom) into a shot glass.
It was a shot I saw on Deadliest Catch, I must try it.
Russian Shamrock
1/2 oz Creme De Menthe (Green)
1 oz Vodka
Add to shaker filled with ice, shake, and strain. A minty soothing feeling from mouth to stomach.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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this is a fucked up shot. its called 'the stuntman'
-shot of tequila
-a line of margarita salt (regular salt is ok if you dont have margarita salt)
-lime wedge
you take the shot, snort the line of salt (like you would snort a line of coke) w/a straw or whatever it is you can snort it with and then you squeeze the lime in your eye.
my bartender told me about this and i had to do it. the salt fucks up your throat though.
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
Posts: 1219
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well we make the 4 horseman.
1 oz johnny walker
1 oz jim bean
1 oz jack daniels
1 oz captain morgan/ jose quervo
we also make anti freeze.
mix kool aid packets, tons of sugar, lots of mountain dew, and a few bottles of everclear in a huge 10 gallon cooler thingy. and drink drink drink/
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Red_Mage
Title: Palutina's Guardian
Joined: Mar 18 2008
Location: Eastern Illinois U
Posts: 251
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4 Horsemen...I like that. I'll bear that in mind.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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3 wise men
1 oz johnny walker
1 oz jim bean
1 oz jack daniels
Hunter's 3 wise men
1 oz johnny walker
1 oz jim bean
1 oz jack daniels
1 oz wild turkey or old grandad
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