Said Richard Nixon to the kitten,
"Would you like some fish?"
Said the kitten to Dick Nixon,
"That is not my wish."
Said Richard Nixon to the kitten,
"Should we bomb Iraq?"
Said the kitten to Dick Nixon,
"A slime draws near, attacks!"
Said Richard Nixon to the kitten,
"Am I just a creep?"
Said the kitten to Dick Nixon,
"Please put me to sleep."

This thread bores me and I can see it getting really stupid and really crass really fast. This thread is now locked. In fact, it's SUPER LOCKED.