I've played it once or twice on an emulator and honestly, while I'm sure it's beatable, it probably isn't even worth it. I don't even remember going past the first zone.
Syd Lexia wrote:
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
Posted:
Jul 22 2008 09:06 pm
Oh MAN! I tried so hard to beat that once in college. A friend and I spent hours working at it... and then I accidentally reset the game in the third Labyrinth Zone level.
Blackout
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Posted:
Jul 22 2008 09:47 pm
It's glitchy enough to warrant an AVGNesque tantrum.
FNJ
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Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jul 22 2008 09:51 pm
that doesn't even look fun.
Mr. Bomberman
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Location: Home of the lost towers
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Posted:
Jul 22 2008 10:17 pm
It freezes when you get past a certain stage near the end.
Then screw it I'm not gonna try. On to the Transformers NES rom.
Mr. Bomberman
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Posted:
Jul 23 2008 12:11 am
Transformers: Convoy no Nazo?
God, that's even worse. One hit and you're dead, planes turn into running robots when you shoot them (causing you to die 'cause you can't shoot them) and level 9 loops infinitely, if you could even make it that far.
I spent my days off playing The Krion Conquest and I HATE IT!
Also Kickmaster, Secret Scout, Kidd Nikki 1 and 2, and Cheetahmen II are all terrible games. Why do I have all the craptastic roms?
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
Posted:
Jul 25 2008 05:16 pm
Blackout wrote:
I spent my days off playing The Krion Conquest and I HATE IT!
Also Kickmaster, Secret Scout, Kidd Nikki 1 and 2, and Cheetahmen II are all terrible games. Why do I have all the craptastic roms?
Because your a ROM masochist. And the ending to both those games suck . . . suck harder then vacuum. I've seen video clips of the Transformer one before, as usually the ending blows, the only way to justify the ending is if it had a several naked chicks (human of course) making out at the end. And if i'm not mistaken some of the background rips off metroid and my nightmares.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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Posted:
Jul 25 2008 06:27 pm
Was Cheetahmen II an actual cartridge game? it has a craptastic homebrew feel to it.
Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
Posted:
Jul 26 2008 12:51 am
Blackout wrote:
Was Cheetahmen II an actual cartridge game? it has a craptastic homebrew feel to it.
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
Posted:
Jul 26 2008 01:00 am
And I know this may be somewhat unrelated to the topic, but I also wanted to talk about how bad the music is in Somari. Let's start off by having you guys listen to the music for the "Green Hill" Zone:
In Sonic the Hedgehog, there are verses to the song, the beginning, the middle and the lasat part, with the middle and last parts repeating themselves. Notice that in Somari, the last part (seemingly, at least) is omitted, therefore making the second part repeat over and over again.
I just thought I'd mention that.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
Posted:
Jul 26 2008 05:08 am
Ky-Guy wrote:
And I know this may be somewhat unrelated to the topic, but I also wanted to talk about how bad the music is in Somari. Let's start off by having you guys listen to the music for the "Green Hill" Zone:
In Sonic the Hedgehog, there are verses to the song, the beginning, the middle and the lasat part, with the middle and last parts repeating themselves. Notice that in Somari, the last part (seemingly, at least) is omitted, therefore making the second part repeat over and over again.
I just thought I'd mention that.
To me the back beat sounds great, but the melody I can barely hear.
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He knows your algorithm.
Blackout
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Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jul 26 2008 10:49 am
Well at least they never sold that pile of crap to anyone.
So what's up with Cheetahmen 1?
DarknessDeku
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Posted:
Jul 26 2008 11:13 am
Blackout wrote:
Well at least they never sold that pile of crap to anyone.
So what's up with Cheetahmen 1?
I thought Cheetahmen 1 was one of the games on Action 52.
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
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He knows your algorithm.
Blackout
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Posted:
Jul 26 2008 12:56 pm
Action 52 is one of those craptastic pirate carts with a ton of shitty games on it isn't it?
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
Posted:
Jul 26 2008 01:01 pm
so that's what a NES cartage looks like on the inside. Funny, i imagined something much different. I never played cheetah man II, how abysmal is it?
nevermind
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
nevermind