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Posted: Mar 20 2007 03:57 pm

Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films apparently doesn't want to do the last two films because she doesn't want to be typecast. She has currently been offered $2 million for the next movie and has yet to sign on.

If she doesn't want to be typecast as Hermione, perhaps she'd be interested in the role of The Girl Who Loses Her Virginity To Internet Personality Syd Lexia. We'd have to shoot in England though. Or Denmark.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 05:01 pm

I read about this too. I don't buy it for a second. I'm with Warner Bros in thinking it's a done deal.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 05:18 pm

And I'm with Syd in saying I would bang the shit out of her.

And then I'd have to convince people to make movies with me out in Europe and forget that I molested an underage girl. Who the hell would do THAT?!

Posted: Mar 20 2007 05:21 pm

Why the hell would you go to Europe? Just come to Canada. She's over 16 years old.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 05:30 pm

Valdronius wrote:

Why the hell would you go to Europe? Just come to Canada. She's over 16 years old.

I was alluding to Roman Polansky. The difference being that I wouldn't rape the girl. And I'm not cool enough to do it in Jack Nickelson's house.

Title: Nothing Special Joined: Oct 25 2006 Posts: 396

Somehow I see this all leading up to an interesting FWSE next week...

Posted: Mar 20 2007 05:43 pm

There's always Prague.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 06:01 pm

Though I think Hermione is a very attractive young girl, I'm not a lesbian... and if I was I wouldn't be a child loving lesbian... so I'd choose Shakira.

But, as for fuckable Harry Potter characters: Lucius Malfoy FTF! (he reminds me of an elf, and elves are hot)

Posted: Mar 20 2007 07:01 pm

So back on topic, I'm gonna say she'll take the money cause what the fuck else has she done? Although one night last week when my girlfriend was here she was watching Bridget Jones Diary 2. I couldn't have been bothered to pay attention, but I did look up at one point and say "Whoa! That's the dead girl in the bathroom and Harry Potter! And that's Gaius Baltar!". What does this have to do with anything? That girl may have been in more movies than Emma Watson.

Sorry, I don't think I have a point to make.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 07:21 pm

I'm sorry, but from what I can see the first post of all in this thread involved screwing Hermione Granger... so how is me saying something about that "off topic"?

But on the topic of her leaving, she'd have to be fucking crazy to refuse to do the film! That's a lot of money! And publicity... and she's already done 5 films, so if she's going to be typecast, she already has been! I feel it's just a crappy publicity stunt. She was roughly a nobody actress before Harry Potter, she could easily go right back to being a nobody if she turned her back on the last 2 films!

Posted: Mar 20 2007 09:48 pm

Fucking 2 million dollars. Dumbass.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Tishwitch wrote:

She was roughly a nobody actress before Harry Potter

That's hardly fair. She was a child actor who hadn't even done a film before. That's like saying those twins who played Oscar were nobody actors before Ghostbusters II.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 11:45 am

nuff said.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 12:46 pm

DarkMaze wrote:

Tishwitch wrote:

She was roughly a nobody actress before Harry Potter

That's hardly fair. She was a child actor who hadn't even done a film before. That's like saying those twins who played Oscar were nobody actors before Ghostbusters II.

Well, they were. They'd just been born recently before that film, and we ALL know that babies aren't anybody until they're born! Bell

But seriously, and on topic, Emma would be an idiot not to take the money. First off, she's worried about being typecast when she's already done five of the movies? Gimme a fucking break. Secondly, the one thing that every actor wants if they want to be big in Hollywood is to do projects that people will see. Everyone knows the Harry Potter movies, and a lot of people see them. After the series is done, people will be clamoring to see the actors from HP who are no longer working on HP. She'll be golden. She needs to suck it up and deal with it.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

I'm not entirely sure why she doesn't do other projects in addition to HP. Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint already have. Radcliffe's been getting raves in a new stage production of Equus, and Grint did "Driving Lessons" last year.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 02:01 pm

DarkMaze wrote:

I'm not entirely sure why she doesn't do other projects in addition to HP. Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint already have. Radcliffe's been getting raves in a new stage production of Equus, and Grint did "Driving Lessons" last year.

Speaking of Radcliffe being in Equus, I'm pretty sure that the last book in the series is going to be called Harry Potter and the Full Monty.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 05:51 pm

I know you're just trying to be funny Jeebus, but it does already have a name:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Title: Nothing Special Joined: Oct 25 2006 Posts: 396

I think I'm going to start a crossover series in comic book/Macromedia Flash form:

Harry Potter and the Call of Cthulhu

Posted: Mar 21 2007 06:51 pm

Harry Potter and the Army of Darkness?

Posted: Mar 22 2007 03:36 am

Valdronius wrote:

Harry Potter VS the Army of Darkness

Posted: Mar 22 2007 12:41 pm

Yes he did, Tebor. Would you like to add anything?

Posted: Mar 22 2007 01:33 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Yes he did, Tebor. Would you like to add anything?

Just fixing a lost opportunity. Wink

Posted: Mar 25 2007 12:13 pm

I want to see Harry Potter: Mr.Hands edition Cool

Posted: Apr 18 2007 09:15 pm

Wow!!!
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Title: Wise Ass Joined: Jul 23 2007 Posts: 553

Good news, she's legal now.