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Posted: Apr 09 2008 02:00 am

I read in the news, Area 51 has been working on an extremely long poll since 1950. The pole is going to be pushed to the centre of the earth. They will be starting in July and there is a 50% of us learning ALOT more about the earth and becoming far more advanced. The other 50 is the pole snapping, screwing up the earth killing us all in a time span of 2 years.

Posted: Apr 09 2008 03:34 am

Are you a fucking idiot?

Joined: Dec 18 2007 Posts: 50

Oh yeah.

Who knew that the secrets of technology are just as simple as shoving a pole into the center of the earth.

That reminds other things I've read that are really stupid and make no sense.

Posted: Apr 09 2008 11:07 am

what about all the polls that are already killing us?

Posted: Apr 09 2008 01:58 pm

Not only is this absolutely true, but they are using the world's largest naturally occuring pole in existance; my own.

Posted: Apr 09 2008 10:53 pm

No, seriously, are you a fucking idiot?

Posted: Apr 10 2008 12:04 am

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Posted: Apr 10 2008 01:39 am

So we see who the new forum troll is...

Posted: Apr 10 2008 02:13 am

Murdar Machene wrote:

Are you a fucking idiot?

Vampyr wrote:

Hey you fucking piece of shit, dont you dare insult me on something that someone else told us. I dont know what the fuck the poll is for but all I know is there sticking that in the earth. You dont believe me you cunt? search it up on the fucking internet you asshole.

That would be a "yes"

Posted: Apr 10 2008 02:51 am

man, I almost kinda liked ya there Vampyr...ah well

Posted: Apr 10 2008 02:56 am

Besides, if you read it on the internet, it must be true!

Posted: Apr 10 2008 03:00 am

Red_Mage wrote:

Besides, if you read it on the internet, it must be true!

Then in that case I advise you all to check out the Flat Earth Society and learn how we've been lied to for some time now.

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

He sounds like a naive 12 year old who believes whatever rumor he reads.

Posted: Apr 10 2008 01:30 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

man, I almost kinda liked ya there Vampyr...ah well

Since I'm a nice, forgiving, understanding guy, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. And for no other reason than that I'm a baseball fan, I'll give him three of these.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Apr 10 2008 01:38 pm

Vampyr wrote:

I read in the news, Area 51 has been working on an extremely long poll since 1950. The pole is going to be pushed to the centre of the earth. They will be starting in July and there is a 50% of us learning ALOT more about the earth and becoming far more advanced. The other 50 is the pole snapping, screwing up the earth killing us all in a time span of 2 years.

Are we talking about a poll, or a pole? Because it may be hard to push a poll to the center of the earth. It may be even harder to get people to participate in a poll at the center of the earth. Just my 2 cents on this matter

Oh yeah, I tried to look it up but I couldn't find any info. Could you post the links to where you found this information? that would be great.

Posted: Apr 10 2008 02:47 pm

I was hoping we could continue to heap praise on how profoundly gigantic my wang is, but oh well.

He misread due to a minor spelling error, whats actually going to happen is that the bourgeois is actually going to explore the earth by stacking the abused working class on top of eachother.

Thats is, its going to be the worlds longest prole.

Posted: Apr 10 2008 04:01 pm

scamrock wrote:

ross_rifle113 wrote:

man, I almost kinda liked ya there Vampyr...ah well

Since I'm a nice, forgiving, understanding guy, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. And for no other reason than that I'm a baseball fan, I'll give him three of these.

Or in case you're a Cubs fan, 99 of them

Posted: Apr 10 2008 04:37 pm

Vampyr wrote:

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Hey chief, cut the whiny 12 year-old bullshit or you're out of here. You haven't been here long enough to be missed.

Posted: Apr 10 2008 04:37 pm

Red_Mage wrote:

scamrock wrote:

ross_rifle113 wrote:

man, I almost kinda liked ya there Vampyr...ah well

Since I'm a nice, forgiving, understanding guy, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. And for no other reason than that I'm a baseball fan, I'll give him three of these.

Or in case you're a Cubs fan, 99 of them

Well, not quite, I'm a Royals fan. Not a whole lot to brag about lately.

Posted: Apr 10 2008 05:30 pm

haha, well, I'm a White Sox fan, so ripping into the Cubs for their near century of failure is a favorited passtime.

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You haven't been here long enough to be missed.

Best...mod....threat...ever

Posted: Apr 10 2008 05:50 pm

Red_Mage wrote:

haha, well, I'm a White Sox fan, so ripping into the Cubs for their near century of failure is a favorited passtime.

Quote:

You haven't been here long enough to be missed.

Best...mod....threat...ever

im a dodger fan in arizona no less.

stupid d-backs.

Posted: Apr 10 2008 06:02 pm

I also like baseball. And GWAR.

Joined: Aug 22 2005 Posts: 328

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Not only is this absolutely true, but they are using the world's largest naturally occuring pole in existance; my own.

I laughed. Smile

Anyway:

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The other 50 is the pole snapping, screwing up the earth killing us all in a time span of 2 years.

Interestingly enough, something like this was actually a real worry in the 40s when they were testing the first nuclear weapons. The science was still a little shaky, so before they detonated the first one, they told the president... 'So, uh, we're, like, testing this cool new superweapon. It'll probably help us win the war. There's, uh, just one thing though: we think there may be - there may be - a slight chance that once the explosion starts, it'll create a chain reaction that we won't be able to stop and it'll actually consume the entire world. But only a small chance.'

See here, for example: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/27/AR2007032701830.html.

Posted: Apr 10 2008 09:07 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

I also like baseball. And GWAR.

If your really cool you can play with GWAR, but they might end up killing you,

Posted: Apr 10 2008 10:26 pm

username wrote:

Red_Mage wrote:

haha, well, I'm a White Sox fan, so ripping into the Cubs for their near century of failure is a favorited passtime.

Quote:

You haven't been here long enough to be missed.

Best...mod....threat...ever

im a dodger fan in arizona no less.

stupid d-backs.

I'm a Denver Broncos fan from the KC area. Its dangerous for me to go out in public.

Syd Lexia wrote:

I also like baseball. And GWAR.

...and Green Jelly.