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Vampyr
Title: The emo-killer
Joined: Apr 01 2008
Location: somewere far from emos
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What would you do if you heard warnings that a nuclear missle was headed for your city?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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Probably blow into little bits of dust like in T2.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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If a nuke hit your city, you'd probably be dead within seconds or minutes, depending on how far you were from ground zero.
The question should probably be what would you do if a nuclear strike against your city was announced...
I imagine it has since been updated, but the edition of Boy Scouts of America Emergency Preparedness Merit Badge Handbook said that the first sign of a possible nuclear attack would be a bright flash in the sky and that you would only have seconds to react. It recommended immediately running to your basement bomb shelter. If you didn't have a basement bomb shelter, it said to duck and cover. I wish I still had it so I could scan it in. Shield your eyes and hide under a table. Yeah, sure. That's gonna fucking save you.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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I read that if you survive the initial blast, you're supposed to wait for shit to stop falling, (trees, cars, other random debris), and then run away from ground zero.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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If you survive the initial blast, grab the first semi-attractive girl you see, scream "IT'S REPOPULATION TIME!", and have hot unprotected sex with her all week long. If at all possible the girl should be of legal age but desperate times call for desperate fucking.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. |
Sure but you can replace those. (Not the children... you sick fuck)
I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky procedure, but I think it's worth it.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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This question is a flashback. Haven't had to think about it since 1991, when I was 11 years old.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| If you survive the initial blast, grab the first semi-attractive girl you see, scream "IT'S REPOPULATION TIME!", and have hot unprotected sex with her all week long. If at all possible the girl should be of legal age but desperate times call for desperate fucking. |
So can I use the title of this thread as my excuse for when I jump the gun and follow this advice in error?
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
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Trick Butters and go to Casa Bonita.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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OHH COOL BLACK BEARD'S CAVE!!!!
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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I would hide under my desk with the tried and true "Duck and Cover". Then when the initial blast was over, I would brush the evil radiation off with a hand broom.
No Worries!
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. |
Sure but you can replace those. (Not the children... you sick fuck)
I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky procedure, but I think it's worth it. |
Sounds like a Grandma's Boy Quote ...God I love that movie.
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Adrenaline
Title: Local Canadian!
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Location: Nova Scotia, Canadiana
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If I saw it coming, Id step in front of it put my hand up to tell it to stop in its tracks, if that failed Id wrestle it to the ground, fly into the air and unleash a Spirit Bomb.
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Vampyr
Title: The emo-killer
Joined: Apr 01 2008
Location: somewere far from emos
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Sorry about that, now its edited. According to my research, the best thing is to have anti-nuclear waste suit (Im not sure whats its called). And a place underground, even if the blast didnt kill you you'd die of the radiation.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Get close to the blast. You either die or turn into the hulk, either of which is much better than the rotting on the bone that low-grade radiation will induce.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i would make sure to hang out w/a snake or some sort of animal, to make sure i mutate into that type of manimal.
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Vampyr
Title: The emo-killer
Joined: Apr 01 2008
Location: somewere far from emos
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| i would make sure to hang out w/a snake or some sort of animal, to make sure i mutate into that type of manimal. |
RIGHT ON! I would love that so I could beat the shit out of spiderman.
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