I can't friggin believe this. I come off from a long day of prostitute fucking in my miserable life only to find that the only relevant source of entertainment left in my life has been given a Pat Robertson by the man! You don't know what a Pat Robertson is? It's when the man takes a dump on your chest and then wipes it off with the bible. Or in this case a Nintendo Power magazine.
Fucking...THIS IS JUST AWFUL! I'm locked up in Indiana in some practical mental instutition with all these fucking autistic kids, my dad's an old man who's practically blind to the woman trying to take his money, my mom's a worthless drunk who just can't seem to put down the wine bottle, George Bush signed all our asses away to become the North American Union, the dollars gonna be replaced by the "Amero," John McCain's gonna win the election, and the government is gonna put a chip in all our brains!
On top of that, I can't even bring myself to talk to a woman, let alone get laid without paying for it, my roommates a miserable college republican who thinks racist thoughts about gays and mexicans, and now I bleed when I poop! And now the vile vengeful God, the God who laughs at us while our soldiers die in Iraq, has decided to take the last decent thing I have left in my life, Sydlexia.com!!!!
Fucking....I don't know what I'm gonna do....
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Crazy_Bastard
Title: CeeBee
Joined: Feb 25 2007
Location: Tulsa
Posts: 481
Posted:
Apr 01 2008 11:31 pm
At least we'll be able to read the articles using the way back machine.....
still, no forums though....
trlkly
Joined: Feb 10 2008
Posts: 32
Posted:
Apr 23 2008 05:27 am
Did you really fall for it? If so, I bet that makes Syd really happy! I didn't, but that's because I never surf the web on April 1. Too many April Fool's jokes, and I'm too naive.
Seriously, though, this was a really good one..I don't blame anybody for falling for it. Still, Syd should be ashamed of himself!
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Apr 23 2008 08:09 pm
so, what ever happened to this guy?
S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
Posted:
Apr 23 2008 09:55 pm
JEW wrote:
so, what ever happened to this guy?
Quicksand, I hope.
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
Posted:
Apr 23 2008 10:33 pm
I had really been hoping not to bring this up, but he's in the hospital. At least, he was last time I heard. I got an e-mail from his mom on April 3rd. Apparently, he really likes the site and when he thought it was closing forever, he tried to kill himself.
That was three weeks ago though, so I imagine he's out of the hospital by now.
I had really been hoping not to bring this up, but he's in the hospital. At least, he was last time I heard. I got an e-mail from his mom on April 3rd. Apparently, he really likes the site and when he thought it was closing forever, he tried to kill himself.
That was three weeks ago though, so I imagine he's out of the hospital by now.
I have a really hard time believing this is true, and if it is then I'm not really sure I feel sorry for a guy who'd kill himself over this site. No offense meant, of course.
Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
Posted:
Apr 23 2008 10:44 pm
....Wow. That's rough.
Also I thought his rant was him playing along with the joke.
Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
Posted:
Apr 23 2008 11:50 pm
I'm very, very sorry, but I laughed hysterically when I read that. I'm going to hell.
oh wow. i don't know wether you should be flattered or upset by that.
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Apr 24 2008 08:58 am
Is this the real April fools joke?
S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
Posted:
Apr 24 2008 04:17 pm
GPFontaine wrote:
Is this the real April fools joke?
That's my guess. Hell, even if Syd says this is true I probably still won't believe him.
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Apr 24 2008 09:56 pm
I wonder what it would be like if I went nuts and my mom came on the forums to talk to everyone...
Well for one thing, you would all need to clean up your rooms and make your beds.
You can swear all you want, but she is going to make you feel some guilt about it.
"Oh, were you planning on eating that before dinner? No.. Wrong. Also you are not leaving this table until the broccoli is ALL gone. Every last bite. Then we can talk about desert. No I don't care if you have somewhere to be, sit your ass down and finish your greens."
Maybe it would be funny if she joined the forums... er... or I went nuts?
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Apr 24 2008 10:37 pm
I hope that's not true, I joke about people taking the internet too seriously but damn what the fuck?
Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
Posted:
Apr 24 2008 11:28 pm
Hey, I wasn't here for three weeks after April 1st either and I'm still alive. Hopefully that guy is too. Wherever and whoever that is... Wait, who was this guy again?
"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh.
Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
Posted:
Apr 25 2008 06:37 pm
Wow, this guy is retarded.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
Posted:
Apr 25 2008 07:13 pm
Tebor wrote:
Hey, I wasn't here for three weeks after April 1st either and I'm still alive. Hopefully that guy is too. Wherever and whoever that is... Wait, who was this guy again?
i just figured you were zombie tebor.
or is that zombor
or tezombir
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
Posted:
Apr 28 2008 09:36 pm
S. McCracken wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
Is this the real April fools joke?
That's my guess. Hell, even if Syd says this is true I probably still won't believe him.
The best part about that guys post was the "Pat Robertson." That's the greatest idea ever! Everybody go to work or school and tell all your freinds about it. We should make the Pat Robertson the next "I'm Rick James Bitch!"
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
Posted:
Apr 29 2008 12:31 am
Fuck, man, you all are killin' my buzz like Pat Robertson.
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Apr 29 2008 12:50 pm
Char Aznable wrote:
Fuck, man, you all are killin' my buzz like Pat Robertson.
His name is Robert Paulson?
His name is Robert Paulson?
His name is Robert Paulson?
JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3474
Posted:
Apr 29 2008 05:11 pm
neilpeartjr. wrote:
It's when the man takes a dump on your chest and then wipes it off with the bible.
I believe this is what he was talking about.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
