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GPFontaine
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I am visiting a friend in a far away place.
While I was using the rest room I notice the worlds smallest plunger.
The stick portion was about 6 inches long and the plunger portion was maybe 3 inches in diameter.
I was asking myself... what the hell is the point?
If I need to use a plunger, it isn't going to be for something that small. Hell I'm pretty sure that my toilet would be able to flush that plunger down with ease.
So, I was thinking that maybe my friend doesn't need the plunger...
I don't know. I contend that everyone should clog a toilet once in a while. Its healthy, er... I think.
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Tebor
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Is it a sink plunger? Because I have one of those. It's small and cute. But also extremely handy.
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DarknessDeku
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| Tebor wrote: |
| Is it a sink plunger? Because I have one of those. It's small and cute. But also extremely handy. |
Your the first person ever to call a plunger "cute".
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Char Aznable
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Mr. Bomberman
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Tebor
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| Tebor wrote: |
| Is it a sink plunger? Because I have one of those. It's small and cute. But also extremely handy. |
Your the first person ever to call a plunger "cute". |
Actually, my ex ridiculed it too, unsure what it was for. She figured shower plunger... But she did call it "cute". And it is. 
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Ross Rifle
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I love my toilet. It's kinda old-school and has a rather high flow (I don't care about preserving water). I very rarely have to plunge, and I've taken shits that have made my dick jealous, like over-a-foot-long monstrosities that would scare small children.
My toilet definitely beats my buddy's low-flow. When I take a shit at his place it looks like a beached whale and ALWAYS plugs.
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Syd Lexia
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When I get my own place, I am going to secretly import secret illegal high flush toilets from South American and secretly bribe a secret plumber to secretly install them for me. Secretly.
Seriously though, we had the downstairs bathroom redone last year and our kickass old school high flush toilet was replaced with one of those mandated-by-law environmentally conscious toilets. Those things fucking suck. If there's a fucking mark on the bottom of the toilet after you take a dump, the toilet's not flushing hard enough.... AND THERE ALWAYS FUCKING IS!!!!
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Tebor
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Low-Flows are fucking evil. We waste so much water already why should we start with toilets? We should be looking elsewhere to fix the problem
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GPFontaine
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Part 2:
So the next day, someone (not me... for once) clogged the toilet and the mini plunger was put to use for the first time.
It did NOT work well..
The clog was actually due to a very weak flow problem and not a mass/volume issue.
Still... what are the chances that one day after I write about the mini plunger it is required?
It is good to be back home where my plunger is large and reliable.
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Tebor
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Again, I think it's for sinks. You can't use large plungers for the sink.
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username
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yeah, low flow toilets suck my ass. well, not literally of course. they dont have enough power for that 
but i have to agree w/tebor, it probably is for the sink. but again, i never heard ANYONE, especially a guy, call a plunger cute.
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Blackout
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Everytime I use a toilet I feel like I'm doing somthing slightly wrong, it seems like that water could have served a better purpose. 
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Chrisby
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If only Frylock had perfected his Super Toilet.
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GPFontaine
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| Everytime I use a toilet I feel like I'm doing somthing slightly wrong, it seems like that water could have served a better purpose. |
Your grandfather Francis was trying to tell you that masturbation is a sin, not defecation. He simply assumed that you spend too much time in the bathroom because you are enjoying yourself too much.
Just forget to flush once in a while, he'll get the hint. Oh... and you should probably start taking that private time somewhere else.
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TheRoboSleuth
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| Blackout Boy wrote: |
| Everytime I use a toilet I feel like I'm doing somthing slightly wrong, it seems like that water could have served a better purpose. |
You are. Stop pooping now. 
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Ross Rifle
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Once, after a loooong night of drinking waaaaaay too much, I woke with a hang-over and of course went and took a shit. This shit (not my ass) burned worse than anything I've ever experienced, and I know it would've hurt more if I wasn't already in pain. I asked my friend about it...turns out throughout the course of the evening, my buddies thought it would be appropriate to feed me an entire habanero pepper...at least I can say I did it once.
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username
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That alcohol shit you take the next morning, is the most rancid smelling thing on earth.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Blackout Boy wrote: |
| Everytime I use a toilet I feel like I'm doing somthing slightly wrong, it seems like that water could have served a better purpose. |
Your grandfather Francis was trying to tell you that masturbation is a sin, not defecation. He simply assumed that you spend too much time in the bathroom because you are enjoying yourself too much.
Just forget to flush once in a while, he'll get the hint. Oh... and you should probably start taking that private time somewhere else. |
 
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Char Aznable
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Hey, how did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet.
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Ross Rifle
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GPFontaine
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
Hey, how did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet. |
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Mr. Bomberman
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| That alcohol shit you take the next morning, is the most rancid smelling thing on earth. |
Word.
| Char Aznable wrote: |
Hey, how did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet. |
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Lady_Satine
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| Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
| Char Aznable wrote: |
Hey, how did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet. |
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Then who the heck's Anne Frank?
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