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Hello Kitty Shoulder Massage Toy

They call it a shoulder massage toy... somehow in the Japanese to English translation they mistakenly substituted shoulder for clitoris.

Posted: Feb 25 2008 03:34 pm

Not suprising, as Hello Kitty has its own fully stocked love hotel. Go to link and maybe find a picture that makes a Hello Kitty vibrator look tame.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveHotels

Posted: Feb 25 2008 03:50 pm

I was first made aware of this thing's existence in 2004 thanks to a video on Newgrounds. Needless to say, I was highly disturbed.

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Well... they are not technically new.

They were released in 1997 I think, and recently re-released.

Posted: Feb 25 2008 08:08 pm

There's something wrong with Japan. Seriously.

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Char Aznable wrote:

There's something wrong with Japan. Seriously.

Is being lascivious wrong?

It's all about location.

Wait a sec... prepubescent sex toys... I stand corrected. Something is fucking wrong.

Posted: Feb 25 2008 08:55 pm

Yeah, I'm not protesting the whole "love hotel" thing. It's the Hello Kitty part.

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I didn't realize what I had gotten myself into here.

http://stromdotcom.blogspot.com/2007/03/toys-that-should-not-exist.html

The world is crashing down before my very eyes.

Posted: Feb 25 2008 09:40 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

Char Aznable wrote:

There's something wrong with Japan. Seriously.

Is being lascivious wrong?

It's all about location.

Wait a sec... prepubescent sex toys... I stand corrected. Something is fucking wrong.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Posted: Feb 25 2008 10:04 pm

GOD BLESS JAPAN!

Posted: Feb 25 2008 10:41 pm

Doesn't look like "that" kinda vibrator to me.

And yes, the Japanese are weird, but it's what makes them eccentric.

Posted: Feb 26 2008 02:47 am

Its not as bad when you remember that Hello Kitty is not necessarily meant just for little kids.

The japanese love kawaii, and indulge well into adulthood. There would not be a Hello Kitty airline if the customer base was primarily children.

Posted: Feb 26 2008 06:55 am

RobotGumshoe wrote:

There would not be a Hello Kitty airline if the customer base was primarily children.

Sure there would, but the HK airline would be run by 4chan.

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RobotGumshoe wrote:

Its not as bad when you remember that Hello Kitty is not necessarily meant just for little kids.

The japanese love kawaii, and indulge well into adulthood. There would not be a Hello Kitty airline if the customer base was primarily children.

How could anyone dislike Kauai? I mean the weather, the surf, the scenery. Its just frigg'n sweet down there.

As for kawaii... no, no no no no no!!!!

A fully grown woman or even a slightly post pubescent female is fucked in the head if they think that using a hello kitty vibrating dildo is cute, nice and should be shoved into their crotch. If that is the case then so is Bizzaro Quinn would be an acceptable sex toy as well.

Some things are just wrong.

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Mr. Bomberman wrote:

Doesn't look like "that" kinda vibrator to me.

And yes, the Japanese are weird, but it's what makes them fuckable.

fixed.