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GPFontaine
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∞ * ∞ = ∞
∞ / ∞ = 1
∞ + ∞ = ∞
∞ - ∞ = 0
Hmm....
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Tebor
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We were aware that women like two things, your time and your money,
Therefore we can agree that: women = time x money (W=TxM)
Now time equals money, so the above formula ''women = time x money'' will become:
women = money x money (W=m2)
Further research showed that Money is the root of all evil, so
money = square root of evil (m= √e)
Therefore, if Money (1m) is the root of evil, to get evil we need to square money. By squaring both sides of the equation,
money squared = evil (m2=E)
Now if one were to remember the first equation:
Women = money x money (W=MxM)
MxM is M2 so:
women = money squared
And Money squared = evil
Thus, we can confirm that: Women = Evil
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This thread angers me.
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DarknessDeku
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Fuck, you say my threads are dumb...
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Valdronius
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| How come?????? |
Well...
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∞ / ∞ = 1
∞ - ∞ = 0 |
are all untrue.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Syd Lexia
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I am well aware that mine is technically untrue, but any real number divided by infinity is so meaninglessly small that it might as well be zero.
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FNJ
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GPFontaine
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| How come?????? |
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
∞ / ∞ = 1
∞ - ∞ = 0 |
are all untrue. |
I'll correct this a little:
∞ / ∞ = Undefined
∞ - ∞ = Undefined
1/∞ = ∞ trending to zero.
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Valdronius
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Did you know that there are different degrees of infinite?
Countably Infinite and Uncountably Infinite.
I just blew your mind, didn't I?
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Syd Lexia
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Couldn't infinity minus infinity be negative infinity?
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Valdronius
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It could be anything.
It could even be a boat!
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Ross Rifle
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Could it be a McDonald's cheeseburger? I love those little guys...
Also, consider the number trillion for a moment.
That's 1 million millions.
You reach your millionth second of life in something like a month, and your billionth in 36 years or something....you could never count to 1 trillion if you started the second you were born.
There's 1 trillion bacteria in your body.
Yet the Vancouver Canucks' scoreboard at GM Place has 4.4 trillion colors. 1 trillion is a number beyond human comprehension. You would have to be over 24 feet tall and 500 pounds to have 4.4 trillion bacteria in your body...
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Valdronius
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Avagadro FTW.
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I remember hearing that it was theoretically possible to divide by zero, and that it yielded infinitely many solutions. Since anything times zero is zero, you could have a long division problem, say, two divided by zero, and put anything you want as the quotient and still end up down the same path.
So it's possible to divide by zero without destroying the universe, only it doesn't really get you anywhere.
That's the only really neat mathematical fact I know. I mean, besides what you've all already been spouting.
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GPFontaine
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| Avagadro FTW. |
6.022 x 10^23 = B@11$
I would show you my work, but I'm not looking for an A on this exam, a simple C will let me move on.
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The only impossible I remember having fun with it math was finding the square root of - 1.
Most calculators will just come up with an error. Only those high end TI ones will correctly answer "i".
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Valdronius
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Well Bluey, you could define a system with any properties you want. Hell, you could define 0 x 0 to be 1. You make 1 + 1 = 3. You could make |==8==O be a naked hobo lying face down. Anything you want could be yours!
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If The Price Is Right!!!
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NERDS!!!!!!!
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A random thought concerning infinity that I've had for... like... ever...
If the universe is expanding into infinity, and I, as an individual, have a finite height, weight, and volume... does that mean that I am theoretically approaching 0 since I exist within the universe?
x = anything finite
x/infinity = approaching 0
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| Bluey wrote: |
I remember hearing that it was theoretically possible to divide by zero, and that it yielded infinitely many solutions. Since anything times zero is zero, you could have a long division problem, say, two divided by zero, and put anything you want as the quotient and still end up down the same path.
So it's possible to divide by zero without destroying the universe, only it doesn't really get you anywhere.
That's the only really neat mathematical fact I know. I mean, besides what you've all already been spouting. |
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GPFontaine
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| Kubo wrote: |
| If the universe is expanding into infinity, and I, as an individual, have a finite height, weight, and volume... does that mean that I am theoretically approaching 0 since I exist within the universe? |
Personally I think it is a cycle. The universe expands outwards due to the explosion from the big bang. However, over time, gravity does exist and a black hole will form at the center, it will drag everything back and it will remain there until the cycle repeats.
I'm not sure if that changes your math or not.
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Lets be honest a hobo would not be laying down while naked... it is too cold.
I think he would be standing.
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