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Posted: Dec 29 2007 10:11 pm

No, this isn't a misplaced post meant for the TV Show section or something. A friend and I are planning to make cut up audio clips out of a good Seinfeld scene for use in annoying people over mic chat in various games. I plan to be playing George clips and he wants to play either Kramer or Jerry clips. I'm just wondering if you guys have any good ideas for that, or possible episodes I should look for.

I think I might use some of this, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGX-D1m6a5I&NR=1

We're gonna use them on TF2 and counterstrike and make vids once it's all ready.

Posted: Dec 29 2007 11:04 pm

Or you could start pulling off Leroy Jenkins stuff.

You can use any episode for quotes. The entire series could be made into a Harry Potter sized book full of them quotes.

EDIT: Tell me when and where you are going to do this on TF2, I wanna watch!

Posted: Dec 30 2007 12:45 am

George quotes:

"The jerk store called... they're running out of you!"

"I had sex with your wife"

"George is getting angry!"

"George is getting frustrated!"

"You're killing Independent George!"

"It was a candy setup! They were ALL Twix!"

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Syd Lexia wrote:

"It was a candy setup! They were ALL Twix!"

I must know . . . why the f8ck didn't he just eat the candy he had displayed. More importantly . . . where the hell did he get it? Sometimes, Seinfeld hurts brain . . .

Posted: Dec 30 2007 01:03 am

I don't wanna be a cowboy!
I don't wanna be a pirate!
These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY!
I like "cookies"
SERENTITY NOW!!!!
It's all supervised

Posted: Dec 30 2007 01:38 am

Can I help with this? Also...

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home!..."

"But are you still Master of your Domain?"

"TWIIIIIIIXXXX!!!!"

"I WAS bald."

You should also use some David Putty, like "THE DEVILS!!!"

Posted: Dec 30 2007 11:14 am

Oh god. I made a bunch out of the Mc.DLT commercial and people were dying in the aisles. At first they were like "WTF IS THIS" then once the song came on they were all dying with laughter. Good times. I also made it say, "COULD BE THE BEST LETTUCE AND TOMATO HAMBURGER, EVER!", with gradually slower and slower versions of the file playing, until I put a loud fart at the end. At that point everyone had an aneurysm from the sheer hilarity.

Posted: Dec 30 2007 01:24 pm

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

"It was a candy setup! They were ALL Twix!"

I must know . . . why the f8ck didn't he just eat the candy he had displayed. More importantly . . . where the hell did he get it? Sometimes, Seinfeld hurts brain . . .

Because at that point it wasn't about the candy, it was about the mechanic lying about it.

Let's see, how bout

"I need hand! I have no hand!"

You could start the game off with "My name is George, I'm bald, unemployed and I live with my mother."

"I'M OUT!"

"One, two, three...and four." From the one where Elaine becomes friends with Susan and he finds Elaine, Susan, Kramer and Jerry in the coffee shop together, good for killing four people in quick succession?

"Happy, pappy?"

"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!" I'd just run around at random playing that one

"Can't stand ya!"

"Like I don't know that I'm pathetic?"

Any of his angry "Ho-ho-ho-ho!" yells.

I'm sure there's way more...

Posted: Dec 30 2007 01:39 pm

"Hellllooooooo! I'm covered in a big ball of oooooiiiillll. La la la."

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Black Zarak wrote:

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

"It was a candy setup! They were ALL Twix!"

I must know . . . why the f8ck didn't he just eat the candy he had displayed. More importantly . . . where the hell did he get it? Sometimes, Seinfeld hurts brain . . .

Because at that point it wasn't about the candy, it was about the mechanic lying about it.

The TWIX is a lie!

Posted: Dec 30 2007 05:06 pm

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Black Zarak wrote:

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

"It was a candy setup! They were ALL Twix!"

I must know . . . why the f8ck didn't he just eat the candy he had displayed. More importantly . . . where the hell did he get it? Sometimes, Seinfeld hurts brain . . .

Because at that point it wasn't about the candy, it was about the mechanic lying about it.

The cake is a lie

Fixed

Posted: Dec 30 2007 05:33 pm

Hoochie MAMA!!!

Posted: Dec 30 2007 06:20 pm

Who, left, the door, open?!

Posted: Dec 30 2007 11:05 pm

"You know, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!"

Posted: Dec 31 2007 03:58 am

Kramer:
"Little Jerry!!"
"Jerry, stick a fork in me. I'm done!"
"His mutter was a mutter."
"My boys need a home!"
"I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"

and George:
"It's the Summer of George!"
"I was in the pool!!"
"I like a good nap. Sometimes it's the only reason I get out of bed in the morning."

They may not all be verbatim, but you get the idea.
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