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Rogue Elf in Canada


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Dec 17 2007 03:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

It appears that 10 or so “nasty” letters were delivered to innocent little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Presumably they were all actually on the "Nice" list, but received letter as if they were on the "Naughty" list.

Return letters from Santa are normally written by an 11,000-deep posse of employees and volunteers as part of the Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program.

As a result, the “Write to Santa" program has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there." -Canada Post spokesperson


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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
PostPosted: Dec 17 2007 03:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

I guess the "rogue elf" wrote messages like "you mom sucks dicks and your dad is gay", according to another place I saw this posted. That needs to be on smoking gun or something so I can see it.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
PostPosted: Dec 17 2007 02:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Reading the title made me think some fool with pointy ears and a bow was running loose in the wilds of Canada.


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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
PostPosted: Dec 17 2007 04:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Reading the title made me think some fool with pointy ears and a bow was running loose in the wilds of Canada.

He gets a +10% bonus to his Move Silently skill.


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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Dec 17 2007 06:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Don't blow my cover, I've managed to evade the press and cops this long...


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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
PostPosted: Dec 18 2007 12:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
Reading the title made me think some fool with pointy ears and a bow was running loose in the wilds of Canada.

He gets a +10% bonus to his Move Silently skill.
And can detect secret doors without having to actively search. This is bad. Shocked


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Dec 18 2007 01:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
Reading the title made me think some fool with pointy ears and a bow was running loose in the wilds of Canada.

He gets a +10% bonus to his Move Silently skill.
And can detect secret doors without having to actively search. This is bad. Shocked

Bludgeons THAC0 to death.


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