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Posted: Jun 15 2007 06:19 am

In America, drunk girls get raped at parties.
In Soviet Russia, The Party gets drunk and rapes you!

Posted: Jun 15 2007 11:59 am

You know how Russia has dominated the Olympic hockey scene up until recently, and how we have a movie called 'Miracle' about beating them in 1980?

Russia's working on a movie that translates to 'As Usual', that shows them beating everyone at Olympic hockey.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 12:24 pm

In America you cut your hair
In Soviet Russia your hair cuts you

Now that a bad hair day! Get it? Bad hair, cutting you? eh? ehhh?
With zingers like that I'm fast on my way to being a hollywood big shot movie writer type guy.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 03:14 pm

I'm going to steal one from Family Guy, but I've got a book of Yakov Smirnoff's with loads of those reversals. I'll post some later.

“Turn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia, road forks you!”

OK, that was terrible.
"In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits you!"
So was that, which I just thought up off the top of my head, but whatever.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 03:52 pm

in Soviet Russia you eat the zombies!

Posted: Jun 15 2007 04:34 pm

In Soviet Russia you don't Post on Sydlexia.com, Sydlexia.com posts on you.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 05:00 pm

In Soviet Russia, penis sucks Paris Hilton.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 06:28 pm

Seeing the subject line my first thought was "Oh great ANOTHER of these wrestling threads."

In Soviet Russia, cock sucks you.

In Soviet Russia, you make the Devil do it.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 06:31 pm

In Soviet Russia, girl rapes you!

Posted: Jun 15 2007 06:56 pm

In Soviet Russia you assholes are funny.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 07:00 pm

In soviet russia, sock isn't a dick .............................................................................................................................................................................................. Bell

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Posted: Jun 15 2007 07:50 pm

In Soviet Russia, Tish fucks Sock.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 08:05 pm

In America, you beat the meat. In Soviet Russia, the meat beats you!

In Facebook, you write on wall. In Soviet Russia, wall writes on you!

Posted: Jun 15 2007 08:11 pm

In America, people win at Pro Wrestling.

In Soviet Japan, a winner is you!

Posted: Jun 15 2007 08:39 pm

In Soviet Russia, couch sits on you!

Posted: Jun 15 2007 09:17 pm

In America, people own Wii.
In Soviet Russia, Wii own you!

Posted: Jun 15 2007 09:18 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

In Soviet Russia, Tish fucks Sock.

What does that insinuate?

Posted: Jun 15 2007 09:20 pm

In America, you ejaculate into a sock.

In Soviet Russia, Sock ejaculates into you!

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Posted: Jun 15 2007 10:06 pm

I actually think it's funny. I have been nicknamed Sock for like, five years now, and I have heard way too many 'sock' jokes, but, I did enjoy that.

Posted: Jun 15 2007 10:32 pm

In soviet russia national television shot itself on bud dwyer

Posted: Jun 15 2007 11:11 pm

In America, you park in a driveway.

In Soviet Russia, you drive in a parkway!

....Oh wait... I guess it's the same here.

Posted: Jun 16 2007 01:02 am

In america, you make Soviet Russia reversals.

In reversals, Soviet Russia makes you!

Posted: Jun 16 2007 10:02 am

Here, you ejaculate into girl. In Soviet Russia, girl ejaculates into you! (Needless to say, rampant steroid use in those countries)

Posted: Jun 16 2007 04:44 pm

In America, people don't trust the government.

In Soviet Russia, the government doesn't trust YOU!