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Posted: Oct 26 2007 03:09 pm

It's the only way to explain these clips:

Posted: Oct 26 2007 03:16 pm

MY NEM OSKAR I LIKETODANCE

A Biz Markie kid's show would be the best thing ever. Plus, they could run reruns all the time inbetween new episodes, because he does not age. He's like a blacker, more cooler version of Dick Clark.

Posted: Oct 26 2007 03:39 pm

The top vid is obviously an attempt by Elijah at controlling the minds of children through television.

"Whoa, this isn't the shire!!!"

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I'm... horrified. I couldn't even get through the first clip. WHAT!?

Thanks a lot Syd. You just scarred me for life. Evil

Posted: Oct 26 2007 05:33 pm

Master! Master! Master of Puppets, pulling your strings....

Posted: Oct 27 2007 01:49 pm

I can't see the first clip but I am assuming it's the Puppet Master clip from one of the creppiest shows to date. I was gonna post it here a month or so ago, but I couldn't bring myself to do that to you people.

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Douche McCallister wrote:

I was gonna post it here a month or so ago, but I couldn't bring myself to do that to you people.

Yeah... SYD. Evil

Posted: Oct 28 2007 10:27 pm

Ever notice how kid's shows have gotten way more creepy as of late? I mean, Sesame Street had its weird moments, but shit like Teletubbies freaks me out.

Posted: Oct 29 2007 02:13 am

Char Aznable wrote:

...shit like Teletubbies freaks me out.

You mean that bastard offspring of the Sun from SMB3?

Posted: Oct 29 2007 08:36 am

Yeah. What the hell is with that? I bet his dad beats him.

Posted: Oct 29 2007 02:28 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

Ever notice how kid's shows have gotten way more creepy as of late? I mean, Sesame Street had its weird moments, but shit like Teletubbies freaks me out.

I play a Teletubbies album at work sometimes just to fuck with people. It always works, too.

Posted: Oct 29 2007 06:37 pm

Teletubbies and all that shit make kids talk like retards. One time I was over at my Uncle's house and he had an episode on for his daughter and it's all "Tavvy Kutta!!!"

Posted: Oct 29 2007 08:41 pm

We need a new Mr. Rogers, damn it! I was raised watching him and Thomas the Tank Engine (I gave up watching the big purple pedophile after 2 episodes). And I'm one of the most coherent people I know.

Posted: Oct 30 2007 12:25 am

I bet everyone here smiles at the sight of Tubby Toast.

Posted: Oct 30 2007 03:02 am

Char Aznable wrote:

We need a new Mr. Rogers, damn it! I was raised watching him and Thomas the Tank Engine (I gave up watching the big purple pedophile after 2 episodes). And I'm one of the most coherent people I know.

While I'll agree on the matter of Mr Rogers, I draw the line at Thomas.

Trains should not have faces.

Posted: Oct 30 2007 06:20 pm

There was a little kid at Halloween dressed like Thomas the Train. I wanted to punch the little shit right in the gut. Face...stomach, whatever.

Posted: Oct 30 2007 06:30 pm

Why? That show was awesome. Gave me a British accent for a year, but it was awesome.