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Grimmriffer
Title: vaguely perturbed
Joined: Jun 19 2007
Location: God's waiting room
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 04:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You guys know those annoying motivational posters that guidance conselors and managers like to hang in their offices? Well this site does parodies of them:

http://despair.com/

They even have a place where you can make your own:

http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

Scroll down to see a few that I made. *WARNING! PROBABLY OFFENSIVE! DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!*


















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Feel free to post your own. I made more but they are political, and while I consider myself an equal opportunity offender I do not wish to start a politics/religion flame war.


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 04:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I deleted the starving children one because, well, naked children are gross. Otherwise, well done sir.

Also, is your avatar from the most excellent Terrible Thunder Lizards cartoon?
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Grimmriffer
Title: vaguely perturbed
Joined: Jun 19 2007
Location: God's waiting room
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 05:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I could chnage the children one to non-siminaked starving children, unless the whole thing is too offensive. And yes, my avatar is Biff, the wussier of the two thugosaurs from the Terrible Thunder Lizards show.


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 05:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Grimmriffer wrote:
I could chnage the children one to non-siminaked starving children, unless the whole thing is too offensive. And yes, my avatar is Biff, the wussier of the two thugosaurs from the Terrible Thunder Lizards show.

Nah, if you can find better clothed starving children, that's fine.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 06:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The site isn't working for me.

Every time I submit a poster, I get a "Please wait a moment" loading screen then it comes back with a blank page. Bleating and Babbling
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 07:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Okay, you asked for it.

Here's a collection of Motivational Posters made by myself and few other people at another forum I frequent:

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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 08:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Xbox drop is my favorite one.


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DarkMaze
Title: Ed Glaser
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 08:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Holy fucking god, Knyte. Laughing


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 08:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What is Candlejack from? Motherfucker looks familiar.
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DarkMaze
Title: Ed Glaser
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 08:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Freakazoid.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 08:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top



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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 08:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I finally got it to work. Apparently the site doesn't like it when you submit a BMP file for your image.

Here's my first one:

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Grimmriffer
Title: vaguely perturbed
Joined: Jun 19 2007
Location: God's waiting room
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 08:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte FTW. My favorites were Bailing Out, Lex Luthor, the Meaning of Life, Mindfuck, and Shut Up.

Aww what the hell, I'll post the rest of my posters, as long as no no one takes them seriously:


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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 09:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Damn Knyte, i thought they never end

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Laughing there all great though, i so have to check this site out now. I have my fav in Knyte's list though:

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I think i found my ava Cool
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 09:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've seen those Trek ones before, love them.

And I hope to God that that American soldier pic isn't real.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 18 2007 11:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Bluey
Title: 99 Beserkers
Joined: Jul 18 2007
Location: Thirteenth Street
PostPosted: Sep 19 2007 07:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've been using another motivational poster generator, at http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php - it's basically the same one.

I haven't come up with anything that's particularly funny or witty besides inside jokes, but I'm really partial to this one:

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Image - This is Bluey's health meter. When it runs out he has to quit the forum.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
PostPosted: Sep 19 2007 09:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Defender Of The Crown!!!!

Freakin' SCHWEEEET!!!!!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Sep 21 2007 03:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

This isn't mine but I thought it was kind of cool:
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Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
PostPosted: Sep 22 2007 06:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

A few more:

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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Sep 22 2007 11:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

that goggles one rules.
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Syd Lexia
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Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 22 2007 12:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Grimmriffer
Title: vaguely perturbed
Joined: Jun 19 2007
Location: God's waiting room
PostPosted: Sep 22 2007 08:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A few more

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DarkMaze
Title: Ed Glaser
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
PostPosted: Sep 22 2007 09:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Nice Hobgoblins reference, Grimm. Wink


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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Sep 22 2007 09:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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I just have to know, is that a fan made series or just a pic because this would be one kickass series.

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I'm in chemistry, and i have to say . . . i would so hang that in the Freshmen Lab Laughing


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Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
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