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Posted: Sep 18 2007 04:44 pm

You guys know those annoying motivational posters that guidance conselors and managers like to hang in their offices? Well this site does parodies of them:

http://despair.com/

They even have a place where you can make your own:

http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

Scroll down to see a few that I made. *WARNING! PROBABLY OFFENSIVE! DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!*

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Feel free to post your own. I made more but they are political, and while I consider myself an equal opportunity offender I do not wish to start a politics/religion flame war.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 04:47 pm

I deleted the starving children one because, well, naked children are gross. Otherwise, well done sir.

Also, is your avatar from the most excellent Terrible Thunder Lizards cartoon?

Posted: Sep 18 2007 05:02 pm

I could chnage the children one to non-siminaked starving children, unless the whole thing is too offensive. And yes, my avatar is Biff, the wussier of the two thugosaurs from the Terrible Thunder Lizards show.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 05:08 pm

Grimmriffer wrote:

I could chnage the children one to non-siminaked starving children, unless the whole thing is too offensive. And yes, my avatar is Biff, the wussier of the two thugosaurs from the Terrible Thunder Lizards show.

Nah, if you can find better clothed starving children, that's fine.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 06:47 pm

The site isn't working for me.

Every time I submit a poster, I get a "Please wait a moment" loading screen then it comes back with a blank page. Bleating and Babbling

Posted: Sep 18 2007 07:48 pm

Okay, you asked for it.

Here's a collection of Motivational Posters made by myself and few other people at another forum I frequent:

Posted: Sep 18 2007 08:00 pm

Xbox drop is my favorite one.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 08:00 pm

Holy fucking god, Knyte. Laughing

Posted: Sep 18 2007 08:06 pm

What is Candlejack from? Motherfucker looks familiar.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 08:08 pm

Freakazoid.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 08:27 pm

Posted: Sep 18 2007 08:28 pm

I finally got it to work. Apparently the site doesn't like it when you submit a BMP file for your image.

Here's my first one:

Posted: Sep 18 2007 08:38 pm

Knyte FTW. My favorites were Bailing Out, Lex Luthor, the Meaning of Life, Mindfuck, and Shut Up.

Aww what the hell, I'll post the rest of my posters, as long as no no one takes them seriously:

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Joined: Aug 26 2007

Damn Knyte, i thought they never end

there all great though, i so have to check this site out now. I have my fav in Knyte's list though:

I think i found my ava Cool

Title: Lone Wolf Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Chicago

I've seen those Trek ones before, love them.

And I hope to God that that American soldier pic isn't real.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 11:48 pm

Posted: Sep 19 2007 07:47 pm

I've been using another motivational poster generator, at http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php - it's basically the same one.

I haven't come up with anything that's particularly funny or witty besides inside jokes, but I'm really partial to this one: