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Posted: Sep 03 2007 05:29 am

So my friend and I were talking, and we realized that some names of characters in the Star Wars universe can double as really cool porn star names, like Lando Calrissian and Mace Windu. I mean, what woman wouldn't want to take it from a dude with the name Lando? After much discussion, we both agreed that the best Star Wars name for a porn star, however, is Kit Fisto

Posted: Sep 03 2007 10:56 am

But I'd hate to be Han Solo.

Posted: Sep 03 2007 11:00 am

Leia Organa = Lay-a Orgasma.

Chewbacca = Chew-snatch-a

Luke Skywalker = Luke Scunt-walker

These are just my speculative names. I dont even know if im using the word speculative right lol. damn this 7am drunkenness.

Darth Maul would maul everything. Twice.

Posted: Sep 03 2007 03:03 pm

Kit Fisto, haha, fucking sweet.