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Need to Crack a Safe? Use Google!


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jul 12 2007 08:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Everyone remotely web-savvy uses Google for a helping hand or to satiate curiosity, and it would seem criminals are no exception after a bizarre incident at a Colorado Springs amusement arcade.

Two masked burglars broke their way into the building using door keys and went through all the usual burglary to-and-froing - spraying security cameras and bumbling about looking menacing. However, when faced with cracking open the arcade's safe, they were clueless and quickly hopped to a nearby computer for help.

Search records on the computer revealed that the burglars had Googled for "how to open a safe" and "how to crack a safe." Ridiculous as it sounds, the Internet saved the day for the crooks and they made away with a crisp $12,000.

Security film shows around 70 minutes of burglary-related stress and frustration until one gave in and headed to the computer.

Though clearly unprofessional - security footage shows attempts to block cameras using WD-40 which only cleaned the lens, as well as spraying a fire alarm 'just in case' 'twere a camera - the burglars have not yet been caught.

No suspects have yet been identified, reports The Colorado Springs Gazette, nor were any employees working at the time
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Jul 12 2007 08:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I just heard a story about how a guy used a blowtorch to open his safe because he'd forgotten the combination.
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He was caught in the blast when the heat from the blowtorch's flame ignited the fireworks contained within.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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PostPosted: Jul 14 2007 01:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

I was going to suggest that he should have googled "don't die like a imbecile", but all I got was terrible poetry by sad teenagers named things like fallenangel666.

Not even google can keep the ignorant from killing themselves. Who am I to complain?


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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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PostPosted: Jul 14 2007 07:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fallen Angel666 wrote:
Well here are some poems that i've done a couple of years ago, so yeah. These are the poems of my feelings that I felt that even till this day I feel like that, so yeah. These were all orignal by me okay.

ahahaha, what an idiot! the poems arent any better either, i'll spare you guys.


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Crazy_Bastard
Title: CeeBee
Joined: Feb 25 2007
Location: Tulsa
PostPosted: Aug 16 2007 11:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

woah. i live in the springs and never heard about that. how long ago was it?
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